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Anon owner 7 - “Mike, give your phone to Katie.”

Anon owner 6 - “I’m broadcasting from my hand TV. Is this Facebook?”

Anon owner 5 - “Kind of random but all I can think of all day, every day, is the phrase, ‘kill or be killed,’ I fall asleep to it. It’s like an involuntary mantra. Someone help me.”

Anon owner 4- “Roger, your claim that there are no longer off shore tax havens does not hold water. Here’s our plan. We find an island nation that’s already a legitimate part of the international banking system. We buy the whole fucking country, lock, stock, and barrel. We have all our broadcast rights payments sent there. We all pay zero tax in our country, and we funnel the rinsed money back to ourselves through fake companies that can’t be audited. Musk and Thiel are already doing this. We’re behind the curve, really.

Anon owner 3 - “Roger, I’d like a full report on the feasibility of my idea to have our broadcast rights paid in crypto delivered to off shore accounts.”

Anon owner 2 - “Guys, I’m literally sitting on a pile of money. I do this every year before the season. Keeps me grounded.”

Anon Owner 1: “I loved my favorite week of the season, preseason game 3. Watching the prize offspring of the proletariat absolutely kill each other in a vain attempt to make make my roster. Delicious.”

Roger Goodell: “Gentlemen! Enjoy your week off. What’s everyone up to? Workin hard or hardly workin? Heh.”

Is the season here yet? WTF. These billionaire owners have to take a week off to do what? I don’t know. We get stuck watching MegaCorp University beat up on Devry Branch Campus Muncie. It’s fucking bullshit. Start the season. Starting a new thread.

If they make it without getting grabbed by another team I can see all 3 of these guys ending up on the team at some point this season.

He got an “impressive bloodline.” Is this dude a football player or a thoroughbred race horse? His mom played basketball at Northwestern, his dad was Secretariot.

I was under the impression they had already learned that lesson. Remember how they were drafting guys who were team captains, team first, blah blah blah. I guess they blew that up with that idiot receiver we wasted a pick on. unrelated - just saw the Steelers 53. They kept all 4 quarterbacks on the roster. I don’t know if that’s unprecedented, but it seems like a lot of quarterbacks! After watching Johnson play for us, I would not have complained if we’d rostered him somehow. Like stash a TE on the practice squad. It is easy to see Flacco getting injured. I hope not but it’s a real possibility.

I forgot the league enlarged the practice squads. I think we get 16 players now on the practice squad, ten guys in their first or second years BUT 6 guys can be veterans with unlimited experience. We had pretty good depth this training camp, so even though we’ll try to stash guys I bet a couple will get snagged onto other rosters.

Bill just cut Geno Stone.

On a similar note, I don’t think Cody Ford found a home yet. Couch until we get an injury? Sorry, Army, it’s lining up that way!

I hate to see Mitch Tinsley go but Meyers forced his way into that receiver room and someone had to go. Hopefully Tinsley won’t end up in the AFC North. I can see the Chiefs grabbing him.

McBlownassignment. McFelldownincoverage.

I was really hoping we could add to the all-NFL cool name roster this year when I saw they signed Matthew McDoom. Alas, he didn’t show much last night and is likely gone.

Agree on Brooks. Doesn’t seem to have the burst he showed in college. In our offense you absolutely have to be a running back who can effectively block. If he’s good on teams and can block, that’s the only way he sticks.

Bimzelx- you’ll be back, but watch out for those suicidal thoughts and behavior!

Andy looks in control. Eagles clearly having fun and playing together.

Clifford has guys fall all over his legs and gets hurt. Requests a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts be delivered to the blue tent. Mike denies request and shows up with a bag of day old donuts from Kroger.

Vincent Van Dalton throws a touchdown. Jake Elliot rubs salt in the wound, makes the PAT.

Andy gets in a groove. The red rifle locks in, our depth guys are befuddled. Receivers getting wide open.

Sean Clifford throws a TD! He’s all smiles!