COB

Plenty of time to throw but no one open. Missing JaMarr.

You must not be aware. Toyotathon is on! Again! For the millionth year in a row.

We go to Norman Oklahoma, it is 1999 at a church teen mixer. Zit-covered Zac Taylor steps to the microphone: “Hey guys! You probably know this song as ‘Children of the Grave’, we like our version better, we call it ‘Children of the Praise Center’ We’re Zac Sabbath!!” /Zac begins to strum his 6 string. Band mates unenthusiastically begin to play/

Flacco is tired, spent all night on YouTube learning about the best time to enroll in Medicare.

Turnover needed NOW!

That throw was going to get Tinsley killed.

Sideline gal delivers incredible spot about my cleats my cause! Way to go sideline gal!

Probably. We were all probably thinking that.

Goal line stand! Kevin Harlan starts shuffling his notes!

If the pats don’t score here, guaranteed flag.

The NFL is out to get us.

Man this crew is watching our D! No shenanigans out there!

Harlan is desperate to crown Drake May. He loves him. I think he just wants something about this game to matter.

True story: when he was in high school, Zac Taylor was a pretty good musician. His friends wanted to start a rock band. Zac’s basement was the only place they could practice. All his friends wanted to play heavy metal, but Zac used his control over the practice space to impose his will on the band. They had to name their band “Zac Sabbath,” and he would only let them play acoustic versions of Black Sabbath songs, and he modified all the lyrics to be Christian Rock lyrics. He also made himself the lead singer even though two guys were better than him.

Holy shit. 63 yard field goal I can’t believe it.

Zac Taylor should join a biker gang.

Zac Taylor should grow a mustache.

This white hat is a major buzzkill.

Just an observation: this broadcast has shown Vrabel about 20 times, I’m not exaggerating. Our coach? I don’t even know if he’s at this game.

getting away with 3 is a victory here.

Obvious grounding by no.

Need a turnover NOW!

Great move by the patriots to hire that Mike Vrabel. The other guy was only one year in, but they saw which way the wind was blowing and just bailed so they could get Vrabel in there.

Need a turnover here.

Our punter is a beast.