COB

“Heart attacks, strokes, cancer.”

Oh good coming to the end of the game and our defense needs to make a stop. Wonder where this is headed.

Fucked over by the officials again.

I always said Tanner Hudson was going places.

Zeroed the cowboys into oblivion!

Pratt heard I was shit talking him and just made a great play.

Best phrase from that last batch of ads: “parasitic infection.”

Things I miss the most: Jessie Bates, DJ Reader, my mind.

Cowboys are playing all their depth guys on the o-line and we still can’t stop them.

Man Newton has a lot to learn. Pratt has to be dinged up. He was slow early in the year but got better. Now he looks really stiff, can’t move all that well.

30 seconds and Dallas doesn’t kneel down. No respect for our D.

Cade York appreciation post: thank you Cade York, whoever you are.

90% of the shots of Zac Taylor he’s staring intently at his Denny’s menu and talking into the headset. It’s all he does all night.

Chase Brown looked like Gayle Sayers on that TD. Acceleration was kind of shocking.

Can’t believe it’s been that long, they’ve been good for a long time now.

Undisputed. OU wins the MAC and it wasn’t even close. Go Titsworth.

OU ruling.

Man OU is kicking Miami all over the place up at Ford Field.

You surely recognize the appeal this has to the Brown family. Cut loose of the guy who needs paid like a top player in the league, replace him with draft picks who will be on their price controlled rookie deal for 4 years. One small hole in this logic - the really good player doesn’t play for your team anymore. I will draw up a Venn diagram of the pros and cons, see what gets overlapped.

The Draft - Before we worry about what deck chair we’re going to draft to put on the Titanic, we should just face reality. It doesn’t matter. The only thing that’s going to change this thing is new coaches. We’ve seen squads do huge turnarounds with new coordinators. That’s our only hope. We need a DC for the ages! Zac’s not getting fired. But maybe they’ll make him give up play calling. In-game strategy is fucked around this place. He needs to get better at that, focus on that, and let someone else focus on calling the plays. Honestly I know it’s a throwback thing but Burrow would probably do a better job. The game is too complicated and moves too fast these days for a qb to do it, but if I see them go shotgun with guys spread on both sides on 4th and 1 again I’ll be even less responsible for my actions than I normally am.

Cade York Appreciation Post: never heard of him

Mims is a bright spot for sure. Love watching him play, dude looks huge even out there with nfl line players.

I really don’t care if we lose this game. Two old ass owners who’ve stubbornly stuck to their outdated ways as the game passed them by. They’ll probably both find a way to lose.

Cody Ford starting at guard, Volson moving to a depth role which is where he should have been all along.

Brown family loves signing FA guys on “prove it” deals. But if the guy plays well and proves it, goodbye. And that philosophy applies to most of their draft picks. Be mediocre, get a second deal. Ball out, goodbye.