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That was absolutely delicious. 30 million a year and La Canfora said the only way to make Hendrickson effective in the 4th quarter is pitch count him, play him less. Nice 30 million dollar player. He already doesn’t play running downs. I guess you just have to save him for those big moments in the second half, lol.

Status as player on bengals’ division rival supersedes having name that is a gay slur, therefore you are under no obligation to root for “Fags.” Other topic: hate watched the Ravens throwing up on themselves on national tv. 7 minutes left, down 33-9, under appreciated DE Trey Hendrickson - no sacks, no tackles, no assists. In fact he again is not listed on the defensive stat sheet due to complete lack of stats.

The unfortunately named Joe Fagnano is starting at QB for the Ravens. Al Michaels gleefully repeating the strange fact that Fagnano somehow played 7 years of college football.

Really wish I had gone to this game. Circumstances didn’t seem right so I didn’t go, now as things have worked out it would have been fine had I gone. Live and learn I guess. I like the early international games. I’m also a slow am starter, but I just turn those games on at 9:30 or whenever and drink coffee. I turn on the NFL Network every Sunday morning anyway to look at Colleen Wolf. If no Colleen, there is a game. It all works out.

Seem to have finally broken the spell.

Give up Jolly Pirate to leave Nerk for Columbus? Yep.

How dare you.

There it is. There’s usually some old timer sitting at their counter in there. Zooming in on this picture reveals no one sitting at their counter. That place is open late, my son and his friends would end many an evening by snatching a dozen donuts from that place.

Zac Taylor loves data centers and wants to seize your kids at their woke public schools and force them to have sex change operations during lunch on Epstein’s plane. You send your little girl off to her second grade classroom one day and in the afternoon when she gets off the bus she’s a trans data center who will spend all her time giving free socialism to illegal immigrants and believing science. Thanks Zac Taylor! We’ve had enough of Zac Taylor’s liberal, un-American, coaching. Vote Zac Taylor out of office before he lets Ilhan Omar start calling plays.

JK, not the whole story. So anyway when I was prosecuting a long, long, long, time ago, I’m doing direct examination on a cop who had caught a guy burglarizing a transmission shop late at night. Cop says my partner and I heard an audible alarm from the transmission shop, we rush there and catch this dude. I’m like ok, great. You guys were parked nearby? I get an evasive non-answer. I say ok were you guys driving by and you heard the alarm? Cop gives vague non-answer. This went on for a little bit. I finally push this guy, exactly where were you guys when you heard the alarm? Cop goes all right, not that it matters, but we were sitting in Jolly Pirate eating doughnuts, it’s right across the railroad tracks from the transmission shop.

True story - there is a doughnut shop in Newark called Jolly Pirate doughnuts. that’s the whole story.

We won’t.

What? That is amazing. I’ve never heard of that in the modern nfl. ( I am aware of the great Paul Brown calling zero passes against the Packers the first year the Browns were brought into the NFL).

Just read about Lamar’s injury. After missing 3 games with an ankle injury, he smashes his thumb into a helmet on the first play of the game and now needs surgery on aforementioned thumb. Talk about a lost season.

What I gleaned from today’s game: This team can’t win games without Tee Higgins.

Our rookie from Tx gets it done! That was a good catch.

That bald Titans coach is like, “glad I took this job so they could trade away my best player 6 games into the season.”

Every time they show Taylor on the sideline I get pissed off. I like that sweatshirt, though.

Little momentum - time for 15 ads.

Should have taken the 3 points. It’s not do or die time. Rack up points, it’s only the 2nd quarter. Oh wait, analytics.

Kick it.

Our adversaries are on the ground, writhing in pain. Part of the game.

Tee saves the day again.

They’ve shown that fumble like 7 times.

Can anyone on this defense fight off a block. Jesus.