COB

Sideline babe interviews panthers coach. He says “we gotta settle in!” Thanks Kaylee! insurance ad. Ad for medicine where the vines from Jumanji start crushing people around the waist. car ad. Drive your Audi in the mud! ad for Applebees. Your broke from buying that Audi, eat at Applebees! ad for online place to buy a jersey.

Packers get the ball back with 32 seconds left but they don’t even care. They barely try. I’m eating so much frozen pizza I might need an ambulance. Halftime.

Panthers db drops an easy interception. Pathetic.

Panthers ball, down two scores after that pick. Bryce Young drops back to pass but he falls down. Still wearing pink cleats. 2nd and 20. False start. 2nd and 25. I wish we were playing the panthers tonight. jeffrey Simmons graphic! Big trade! 4th and 15, gonna have to punt. Here come the Packers!

Same guy who dropped one, catches td on next play. PAT good! 20-10 Packers. 45 year old song from the pretenders takes us out. credit card ad. gross fast food place ad. video game ad ad for headphones with Myles Garrett in it. ad for a cruise ship where you’ll spend half the time barfing. ad for Lowe’s, close up of a drill, and an incredible looking Christmas tree. ad for a movie or a series, it looks like lord of the rings but not sure what it exactly is. ad for some website where you see stats from Thursday night football, which we are watching.

Love throws great pass on 2nd and 13, dropped in the end zone. Herbstreit can’t stop talking.

Quit talking about the brewers, the guardians should have won it this year.

Packers making hay while the sun is shining! Down to the 25 in no time. They try a sneak. Not so fast! The lonely farmer calls a false start. Green Bay doesn’t even care, they get a first anyway. 2 minute warning. ketchup ad, fat guys in a diner pour ketchup all over their eggs to a Willie Nelson song. Car ad with kids in their car seats while mom goes off road. t mobile ad. pizza ad with the Niners tight end. combo ad for Amazon prime and Reacher series. ad for little Caesar’s but has an ad for the nfl in the middle of it.

Down to sideline babe Kaylee. They show some packer getting loaded into an ambulance outside the stadium. Part of the game!

Panthers ball. Bryce Young means business! Couple first downs, 3rd and 8 close to midfield. Penalty. 3rd and 3. Batted pass picked off by some dude! Looks like a linebacker. Packers getting momentum, Herbstreit very excited!

Green Bay in the red zone. Al Michaels on the verge of going off on the GB non-existent running game. Personal foul on Carolina, first and goal on the 5. Packers score on 3rd down. PAT dead center, 13-10 packers!! Febreeze ad, your house smells. Walgreens ad featuring woke flu shots. candy ad. credit card ad, you and your model girlfriend on a 20k trip to the Mediterranean! chilis ad. Your broke from your trip, eat at chilis. Ad for some drink I’ve never heard of, Kirk Herbstreit doing the voice over on the ad. Ad with a girl outside a tent, not sure what it was for.

Green Bay quickly faces 3rd and 2. Crunching hit on the TE but he gets a first. 53 yard pass by love complete! Panthers corner looks to have incurred a pretty serious hamstring injury. Part of the game, am I right? Ad for insurance. dog food ad. Sub ad with that super short actor. ad for online car dealer. ad for vacuum cleaner. ad for the NBA. back to the game, that corner is really hurt, headed to the locker room but needs two guys to help him walk.

They punt, Green Bay catches it. Ad for gambling app for your phone. A little harmless fun. ad with dogs walking in slow motion, I couldn’t tell what it was for. Car ad. hotel ad (get free breakfast) ad for new Muhammad Ali movie. ad for the nfl. Hey, we’re already watching the nfl! Talk about preaching to the choir.

30 second timeout. They do a camera segment on the guys in the booth. Al looks incredibly old. Herbstreit looks like a male model. Back to the game. Bryce Young has to run for his life two plays in a row. Time to punt!

10-6 panthers. Packers take the kickoff, run a couple plays, get a first. The guys talk to sideline babe Kaylee a couple times. Third and 4. Completed pass but Christian Watson fumbles. Knocked out by our old friend Nick Scott! Panthers’ ball.

Chuba Hubbard scores. Charles Schwab ad. Within the ad is an ad for a show on Apple TV.

Panthers get the kickoff, immediate pass for first down! Another pass to the tight end, another first! Couple horrible passes by Bryce Young who is the only guy on the field wearing pink cleats. 3rd down and Chuba Hubbard absolutely trucks a linebacker to get the first. Panthers in the red zone. 3rd and 5 on the 15, Bryce takes the snap, throws underneath, 4th and 1, Herbstreit says go for it!! They do, first and goal in the 7 yard line! Running play to the 1!! End of quarter, time for about 20 ads. Car ad. prime video ad, pay attention TJ. insurance ad. fast food ad. video game ad with some old washed up actor. ad for AWS, I’m not even sure what they make, but they had Marshawn Lynch in their ad.

Jordan Love throws a td! The tight end scores, does the Lambeau Leap! PAT clangs off the left upright. 6-3 Packers!!! ad for Apple TV. ad for insurance. ad for fast foot place. ad for dog food. ad for an suv. Drive your suv on this mountain peak! ad for candy. ad for Thursday night football and ketchup, combined ad.

Neither team can get a first down so the refs gift the Packers a phantom interference call on 3rd down. The white hat calling this game looks like a lonely farmer.

“This team is averaging 2.9 yards per carry, which won’t cut it. Worst in the league.” - Al Michaels seriously does not give a fuck.

The Packers hit Bryce Young in the face but sine he’s not Mahomes, no call. Punt. Gambling app for your phone ad. fast food fried chicken ad. ad for movie no one will see. ad for internet provider so you can online gamble with no lag. ad for online car sales site. ad for superhero movie and Amazon prime - same ad. ad for Thursday night football even though we’re already watching it.

Herbstreit takes a break from fundraising for the GOP long enough to shit talk the Packers receivers who basically can’t catch anything. Herbstreit sounds hoarse, probably from gargling Trump’s balls.

TJ I hope you have Amazon prime so you can at least watch these Thursday night games. game starts as follow: Packers turnover. Panthers can’t do anything, they kick a field goal. Car ad. credit card ad. gross fast food place ad. toothpaste ad. insurance ad. bluetooth speaker ad. nFL ad for girls flag football. ad for doja cat concert after the game.

I expect them to show up, stomp on the terra firma, then let Ted Karras yell insults at any Tennessee fans who dared to cross the Ohio River. No reason in the world for this game to be close.

If we sign him it has to be after Friday morning when he’s scheduled to clean out my gutters.