COB

We roughed the snapper!

Ok great stop.

Howell fell down, we had that play covered except for that.

Up 7 and our guys didn’t even break a sweat.

Couldn’t have started better.

Throw was late.

lol. Almost ran it back.

Bought a ninety dollar SRO ticket and drove up to Cleveland last night to watch the guardians game 5 vs the white Sox. Kind of a pitching dual, but still very exciting game and worth the effort. The Bengals need that kind of energy in their stadium. They seriously need to get a home playoff game this year.

Trying to watch the jags/eagles game but Ron Torbert’s crew is officiating. There was an exciting play on the opening kickoff, jags ran it all the way back for a touchdown. Very exciting for those overseas fans! But wait! Ron Torbert and crew decide to call not one, not two, not three, but four penalties on the play. His whole crew meets at midfield to talk for like 5 minutes, because he’s really the show here. The announcers run the replay and they can’t find the holding Torbert’s crew called. Torbert also kicks two guys out for a standard push and shove/wrestling at the end of the play. They run that replay and they can’t find those offenses either. Torbert sucks, he’s the worst white hat in this game, he hates the bengals and he screws us every time he calls one of our games.

Greatest quote from that article: “And the CDC’s treatment recommendation, quoted in full: there isn’t one.”

What Hoosier and Army said.

I don’t play fantasy football anymore, used to play in here when Billy was around. BUT, if I did play fantasy football these days, I’d weekly pick up whatever tight end the bengals linebackers would be trying to cover that week. We’re getting killed over the middle on these short TE routes. And honestly, on some not so short TE routes. Golden has his work cut out for him re-scheming this shit now that guys have figured us out.

Trap game. Our guys probably breathing a sigh of relief. These coaches need to turn up the heat and make everyone uncomfortable, get them breathing fire by Sunday. Wait, I forgot we have the HC version of let’s have fun and play together.

I looked it up. His finger is broken “in several places” and he’s having surgery on it.

The Steelers refused to do a rebuild as Tomlin kept extending his no losing seasons streak. He retires, and, inexplicably, they double down on trying to keep their old jalopy of a football team rolling. It’s beautiful.

Pretty funny watching Pittsburgh fall to the Deshaun Watson lead Browns. Yinzers all over western PA are nostalgic for the time when THEY had the sex offender quarterback who would lead THEIR team on game winning drives.

Like if they drive it straight down the field and score 2 tds on their first two possessions. We should have a plan in place to not allow that to happen again. Maybe take the ball if we win the toss.

He desperately does not want to play out his rookie deal. He’s well above average and most teams would extend him with a pretty nice second deal. I’m not sure what’s up with Pittsburgh refusing to give him a new contract, but I love it.

Williams drops that punt, goodbye. Tinsley could potentially return punts though I don’t recall him doing so. He has great hands. Put him back there and tell him to fair catch everything.

Monday Night Football Update: Although 3.5 point underdogs, the Bears win by 20. The Eagles finally meet Primetime Andy and wish they still only knew 1 pm on Sunday Andy. The Bears clearly have a great coach in Ben Johnson, he’s what everyone (the bengals) hope they are getting when they hire a wunderkind off a really good coaching staff somewhere. The proof is in the puddding - since hiring Johnson, his new team is great like his old team, and his old team (Detroit) has sunk into mediocrity, revealing that he really had the coaching expertise on that staff. Now look at Zac. Leaves the Rams, and it is pretty apparent that all those wins were primarily Sean McVay’s doing as he hasn’t missed a beat without Zac. Zac’s performance for us? He’s no Sean McVay, put it that way.

Monday Night Football Update: Primetime Andy rubs off on Jalen Hurtz and he throws an absolutely egregious pick. Bears capitalize and smash mouth their way into the endzone.

Even though we’re only on week 3, most NFl fans have already searched the dark web for a hitman to assassinate whoever made that ad where Jason Kelce and his wife are having friends over and he twirls around while holding a giant sub.

Monday Night Football Update: Case Keenum is an absolute monster.

Monday Night Football Update: Hurtz gets cheap shotted so they make him go into the blue tent to figure out how scrambled his brains are. Our boy Andy subs in for a couple plays and throws horrible pick in the end zone from like the ten yard line. Hurts emerges from the tent yelling Fuck in slow motion and Andy sits back down for some forlorn sideline footage.

Italian sub with a side of a single roast beef sandwich. If ordering at the Heath, Ohio, Arby’s drive thru, be very cautious while talking to the surly teenagers who work there. Know the menu, that’s my advice.