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  1. Offensive Line Draft Talk Thread

    Adeniji torn pec, Jonah Williams torn pec. What’s the connection? Oh yes, both tore their pectoral muscle!
  2. Yes, the Bengals Actually Are Snakebit

    Holy shit we get our own couple paragraphs in there. Worst team in the last ten years in terms of impact of injuries. Also that first round draft pick thing is discouraging. If I were running the Bengals I’d look hard at everything - training staff, the turf, medical staff, how they warm up, everything.
  3. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    What do they say about Thursdays?
  4. Stealers looking for PK

    Fuck the Steelers.
  5. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Jim Turner is turning into a permanent punch line.
  6. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    I had a bunch of long snappers in a storage space but my ex-wife stopped paying the monthly bill and didn’t tell me so we’re out of luck on that front so let’s all hope like hell Clark Harris stays healthy or Brad St. Louis decides to PED himself back into shape for one last ride on the dragon.
  7. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    There is some good news. I bought a pickup truck at Matthew’s Ford in Heath, Ohio, in 2004. I shrewdly negotiated an 8 year power train warranty (normally only a 5 year warranty), and a lifetime supply of long snappers (normally no long snappers were included with the truck). So the Bengals are covered, thanks to me. And that somewhat naive salesman.
  8. Round 1 Pick: Ja’Marr Chase, WR, LSU

    Sewell is a football player. Tangibles and measurable don’t tell the story on linemen. It’s why it’s so difficult to predict which ones will play at the nfl level. Sewell just has that ability to dominate guys. I think it will transfer to the nfl level, but who can be sure. That year off is a sort of one-off variable. We’ll see.
  9. Post-Draft/UDFA Thread

    Bachie- 8 games into his senior year at Mich State he tested positive for a PED and was suspended for the rest of the year. I’m not encouraging the use of PEDs but at least this dude has shown some dedication and effort.
  10. General Free Agency Thread

    Guy Fieri is out there, on the market, available no strings attached. The Bengals didn’t even try. Fuck Mike Brown. Now, instead, they’ll sign some one-time Iron Chef contestant with a YouTube channel. Well, we fans won’t fall for this shit anymore.
  11. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Good for him getting his teeth fixed. He can afford it and he’ll likely be doing a lot of ads, endorsements, etc.
  12. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Man, leadership matters. Rodgers is screwing up. Those receivers are taking their cues from him. Burrow is a huge positive for us.
  13. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Sounds like fun!
  14. General Free Agency Thread

    Jeff Driskel and Ryan Finley are both on the Texans. I wonder if we’ll hear J Joe style comparisons, extolling the virtues of the Texans org and backhanding our little backwater outfit here. Spoiler alert - we won’t. The Texans are a shit show, and it seems as if we finally have our shit together, like guys actually want to play here. I heard Finley got like 2 million bucks to go down there, so their preacher/life coach/huckster GM must have liked something about him. Good haul for Finley, happy for him.
  15. General Free Agency Thread

    Quite a signing by Bellichick, will be so surprising if Redmond ends up contributing there. They supposedly are signing Brian Hoyer again. And they already have Cam Newton, Mac Jones, and Jarrett Stidham. They certainly treat quarterback depth a lot differently than the Bengals do.
  16. Paul Alexander has a long history falling in absolute love with guys who turn out to be less than good.
  17. General Free Agency Thread

    Trent Taylor, punt returner from San Francisco. Supposedly going to replace Erickson. I’ll do a deep dive on this dude and get back to you all (google search his name, scan results for ten seconds, get distracted, forget about the whole thing, log back into bengalszone, read Trent Taylor’s name, think “never heard of him.”)
  18. 2021 Schedule Release Day

    That’s good to see us getting a break on the rest and travel metrics because I saw a strength of schedule thing somewhere that showed us with like the 4th hardest schedule in the league.
  19. 2021 Schedule Release Day

    Seriously thinking about that Sunday, November 21, game in Vegas. May fly out Thursday night, demonstrate a supernatural acumen on the dice tables for a couple days, then check out that cool new stadium and, hopefully, a Bengals win.
  20. 2021 Schedule Release Day

    Riley Reiff. A man wronged. A destructive force. Driven by an insatiable thirst for revenge, a man determined to exact vengeance against the Vikings for releasing him, against the NFL for forcing him to play his first four years for Detroit, and against the universe for allowing him to be named Riley. Sunday, September 12th. A date that will live in infamy. The day a black-hearted, disillusioned, broken, man goes on a suicide mission to maim and kill members of the Minnesota Vikings. The Riley Reiff Revenge Game. The day a homicidal maniac turned the interior line of an NFL game into a mosh pit of death. The devil takes human form. Evil incarnate. Riley Reiff.
  21. General Free Agency Thread

    Really heading into a dead period here once everyone chews up and swallows the schedule they’re releasing tomorrow.
  22. General Free Agency Thread

    Carson Wentz has four blindsides.
  23. Offensive Line Draft Talk Thread

    Nothing looks good from Turner’s time here. Wins and losses, performance metrics from his position group, turnover as guys bailed, anecdotal tidbits regarding his personal style (abusive), absolutely everything is a negative about this guy. Taylor must have been so far over his head that he grabbed the first available guy with any type of experience as an o-line coach. Grotesque.
  24. Offensive Line Draft Talk Thread

    Cincyjungle takes a giant shit on Jim Turner’s head. https://www.cincyjungle.com/2021/5/8/22426035/frank-pollack-is-ready-to-clean-up-jim-turners-mess