COB

Give up Jolly Pirate to leave Nerk for Columbus? Yep.

How dare you.

There it is. There’s usually some old timer sitting at their counter in there. Zooming in on this picture reveals no one sitting at their counter. That place is open late, my son and his friends would end many an evening by snatching a dozen donuts from that place.

Zac Taylor loves data centers and wants to seize your kids at their woke public schools and force them to have sex change operations during lunch on Epstein’s plane. You send your little girl off to her second grade classroom one day and in the afternoon when she gets off the bus she’s a trans data center who will spend all her time giving free socialism to illegal immigrants and believing science. Thanks Zac Taylor! We’ve had enough of Zac Taylor’s liberal, un-American, coaching. Vote Zac Taylor out of office before he lets Ilhan Omar start calling plays.

JK, not the whole story. So anyway when I was prosecuting a long, long, long, time ago, I’m doing direct examination on a cop who had caught a guy burglarizing a transmission shop late at night. Cop says my partner and I heard an audible alarm from the transmission shop, we rush there and catch this dude. I’m like ok, great. You guys were parked nearby? I get an evasive non-answer. I say ok were you guys driving by and you heard the alarm? Cop gives vague non-answer. This went on for a little bit. I finally push this guy, exactly where were you guys when you heard the alarm? Cop goes all right, not that it matters, but we were sitting in Jolly Pirate eating doughnuts, it’s right across the railroad tracks from the transmission shop.

True story - there is a doughnut shop in Newark called Jolly Pirate doughnuts. that’s the whole story.

We won’t.

What? That is amazing. I’ve never heard of that in the modern nfl. ( I am aware of the great Paul Brown calling zero passes against the Packers the first year the Browns were brought into the NFL).

Just read about Lamar’s injury. After missing 3 games with an ankle injury, he smashes his thumb into a helmet on the first play of the game and now needs surgery on aforementioned thumb. Talk about a lost season.

What I gleaned from today’s game: This team can’t win games without Tee Higgins.

Our rookie from Tx gets it done! That was a good catch.

That bald Titans coach is like, “glad I took this job so they could trade away my best player 6 games into the season.”

Every time they show Taylor on the sideline I get pissed off. I like that sweatshirt, though.

Little momentum - time for 15 ads.

Should have taken the 3 points. It’s not do or die time. Rack up points, it’s only the 2nd quarter. Oh wait, analytics.

Kick it.

Our adversaries are on the ground, writhing in pain. Part of the game.

Tee saves the day again.

They’ve shown that fumble like 7 times.

Can anyone on this defense fight off a block. Jesus.

I wonder what this team could do if we didn’t have a coaching staff Mike found in the clearance bin at Ollie’s.

***damn Burrow. Unbelievable step up and throw.

My new life plan - start a tech company, become a gazzilionaire, start a vanity space/rocket company, fire Zac Taylor and Al Golden into space forever.

Totally unprepared to play, as usual. Zac Taylor in full effect.

Stewart goes from being inactive to a forced showcase series to build some trade value - total fail.