COB

Last night some low rent hooligans tried to break into the home of national treasure Joe Burrow. Stop the insanity.

That punt block turnover was one of the worst breaks I’ve ever seen a team get and how did that not happen to the bengals?

So my feeling is if we want him so bad, as Hoosiers said, it’ll be in the tag. How that works I don’t know. Tagging a guy twice is risky and it’s a bit of a dick move. Kind of an unwritten rule in the nfl that you don’t do that.

I love Tee Higgins. I’m also a realist regarding Tee Higgins. He’s hurt a lot and misses games. Super effective when he’s healthy and a great teammate. His agent is going to want R1 money. To tie up that much cap in one position is not workable (at least for a team with our fiscal policies regarding cap management).

They should go interview Jerry about his art collection.

Damn, Micah Parsons heading into the locker room to call the suicide hotline.

Myles jumped on that scrub after Hendrickson sacked him.

Chase is a great player.

Classic Zack Taylor vs Mike McCarthy duel. Constant fucking up by both teams.

What hold? What the fuck.

“Heart attacks, strokes, cancer.”

Oh good coming to the end of the game and our defense needs to make a stop. Wonder where this is headed.

Fucked over by the officials again.

I always said Tanner Hudson was going places.

Zeroed the cowboys into oblivion!

Pratt heard I was shit talking him and just made a great play.

Best phrase from that last batch of ads: “parasitic infection.”

Things I miss the most: Jessie Bates, DJ Reader, my mind.

Cowboys are playing all their depth guys on the o-line and we still can’t stop them.

Man Newton has a lot to learn. Pratt has to be dinged up. He was slow early in the year but got better. Now he looks really stiff, can’t move all that well.

30 seconds and Dallas doesn’t kneel down. No respect for our D.

Cade York appreciation post: thank you Cade York, whoever you are.

90% of the shots of Zac Taylor he’s staring intently at his Denny’s menu and talking into the headset. It’s all he does all night.

Chase Brown looked like Gayle Sayers on that TD. Acceleration was kind of shocking.

Can’t believe it’s been that long, they’ve been good for a long time now.