We had those storms as well in central Ohio. Power was out about 7 hours, but the previous owner put a natural gas powered generator in and that thing works flawlessly.
New Arby’s ad slogans:
“Arby’s: For when a power outage rots all your food!”
”Push Your Maggot Infested Fridge Over The Fence Into Your Neighbor’s Yard, Then Drive To Arby’s!”
”We Don’t Have Generators Either So When The Power’s Out, Get Here Fast.” - Signed, Insolent Teenagers Who Work At Arby’s
“If Your Rotting Fridge Meat Spawns A Blowfly Hatch And Their Larvae Are Burrowing Under Your Skin, Come To Arby’s Anyway, We Straight Up Don’t Give A Fuck.”