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Dear Myles Garrett, give me a quick phone call when you get a moment. Signed, Joe Thomas

New help wanted ad on the Browns website: ” Wanted: Psychiatrist to fill the role of team counselor for pro sports team. Extensive experience treating suicide ideation required.”

DTR won’t even look at the sidelines. It’s Bailey Zappe time! (At least it should be)

No they can’t! It’s 3rd and 27!

Great field position for the Browns! Can they take advantage?

Miami is 1 for 9 on third down. But that’s still good enough to have a 10 point lead over the Browns.

Jimmy Haslam is the worst owner in sports. Long live Jimmy Haslam.

Browns need a td and a FG. 4th on the 3. They don’t bother to get the points, they go for it all.

They wish. It pushed cap damage out but they’re still stuck with him for the ‘25 and the ‘26 season.

After the Browns restructured DeShaun Watson’s contract on Wednesday, assuring he’ll be on the roster two more years, Stefanski tripled his already high dosage of antidepressants. He’s a complete fucking zombie out there.

Browns just got robbed on a 4th down spot, but Stefanski doesn’t care enough to challenge.

Browns game day experience: Take your 12 years of age or younger child to the south pavilion where he or she can receive a face tattoo absolutely free of charge! Go Browns!

Browns are such a nice group they let some make-a- wish kid put on a uniform and play QB for them today. This kid will cherish this memory.

We’re getting the browns / dolphins game here in central Ohio. So far Cleveland looks like they are playing at about 65% effort.

Seriously need the Browns to give a crap for once.

Ok that’s one of the 4 things that need to happen for us to into sneak into the playoffs. Basically committing criminal trespassing if we slide in there somehow.

Now you’ve done it, you mentioned his name.

“Don’t be so naive Landy, Bourne is out there and he’s killing all our guys!” same voice: “the McRib is back for a limited time!”

Don’t worry, we’ll find the next Myles Murphy somewhere.

Agreed Stripes, Mike just needs a plausible excuse to do his favorite thing, which is nothing. A defense on the upswing could save Lou’s job, a 5 game winning streak could save Pollack’s job. I root for the bengals to win, with the exception of the get Burrow tank job. I was all in on those losses.

I’ll say it again: Zac Taylor does not understand situational football or momentum. He has no idea what to do at the end of games.

I’d be very surprised if Lou doesn’t move on, one way or another.

My son saw it, he loved it thanks to the atmosphere it created. That’s how he put it. below is a great story about Joe Burrow. https://apple.news/AQ_-uZ24-Q2KmRXPVfA4BVA

Merry Xmas to all. That horror movie is way too scary for me to watch, looking forward to hearing about it though.

Merry Xmas to all. That horror movie is way too scary for me to watch, looking forward to hearing about it though.