Stripes

I watched the post-game locker room celebration. I took a shot every time Zac said “K”. I’m dead now.

I suspect the Chiefs will be resting their starters. If the Bengals still somehow have a lane at that point, it will be the needle in the balloon.

Denver loss was definitely better. Now they absolutely must lose out for the Bengals to get in. Pretty much a wrap.

Things are going just the Bengals way in the standings enough to encourage the false hope. I will NOT be duped. Nope.

Flag flag flaggety flag

Jackson Carman is playing like shit for Miami against Houston

Glad for Newton to join the turnover parade. and that the refs didn’t throw another flag for no reason

Lol

I don’t care about the draft pick. It’s a crapshoot. I might care about a DCB making the front office believe in the coaching too much.

Useless refs

False start x5

Joe Burrow’s 36th TD pass, franchise record

Sam Hubbard TD catch!

trash refs screwing 45 out of a defensive TD

Sure, let’s get these dumb fumbles out of the way during the fake season. Something for Joe to work on.

Flag flag flag flag flag

Terrible DPI call on CTB to set that up but yes, who cares

Tyler Boyd toasted Josh Newton. That’s fun

34 passing TDs for Joe, two shy of breaking his own franchise record

Callahan certainly knows about the IDL deficiencies. Pounding the rock.

Well that was a poor throw. Oops.

Ah, yes. A 1:00 kickoff in a meaningless game in one of the least viewed TV slots of the week. Just like the old days.

One agent to sign them all and in the darkness bind them

This is the most obvious win of the season, and not because the Titans suck. Oh well. At least Burrow and Chase can continue compiling numbers that might bolster their HOF resumes someday. Chase is looking at a first team All Pro. Which, by the way, continues to make the front office look moronic. ”Oh, we need Ja’Marr to PROVE it. Because it isn’t already plainly obvious to everyone with eyeballs that he’s fully capable of annihilating every franchise record. PROVE it Ja’Marr.” Enjoy that $40M/year contract, dipshits

Wish the W meant anything but sure cool