Stripes

My best option might be ihop. I’m sure the 80 year old women enjoying their breakfast will appreciate my screaming.

I guess I'd better figure out how I am going to watch this game. BW3s ain't open at 7:30 AM MST.

I do think Atlanta's struggles against the run last week were as much about the unique elements of that game as they were about Atlanta's defense (same elements that led to zero Mayfield completions). Still, the Bengals are 30th in rushing yards per game, and they're going to need to demonstrate they can do better than that as the months get colder. Might as well give it a shot this week.

Burrow has lobbied pretty hard for a few years for the Bengals to get an international game. I expect him to treat this as a ~Big Game~. I don't know if that will extend to everyone else, but I like their chances. Just as they tend to play down to their competition, they tend to rise in big games. The Falcons don't represent that kind of opposition, but a Madrid crowd ought to make up the difference.

Our next opponent just lost a game without surrendering a single completed pass.

It's a bummer for Lamar. Hopefully he can get back for NYE. It's annoying, however, that as the Ravens fall out of contention, both the Steelers and Browns remain entirely in it.

Burrow was involved in four TOs, and I am fairly confident this game will strengthen his MVP odds.

I've never been more relieved to be a vegetarian.

Turns out 43-36 is a scorigami. Neat.

Apologies to every toddler at BW3s that had to hear my constant profanity. However, why were there so many toddlers at BW3s? What are we doing, parents?

Defense against the winless Dolphins: 220 yards rushing Defense against the 4-2 Ravens: 13 points Defense against the 1-6 Titans: 36 points Whatever. Every game is its own self-contained nonsense. We take the win and ignore the details.

Forgpt he was outside the box

How is that not grounding

Thank goodness for Dex.

This game is over.

Scored too fast.

Taylor sucks. Golden sucks. No further explanation needed.

I feel bad for Titans fans who will think Ward has turned a corner.

This team is a pretender ass joke

Play some fucking defense

Zac learned nothing from the Mike White experience. Or last year’s Jets loss.

Dumbass unnecessary cute pump fake Probably the play design Just hand off the football jackasses

Can’t even let a quarter end without fucking up

That’s one way to score.

Bad day, Joe.