Stripes

I’ll leave the Cincinnati residents to talk about lodging, but I can talk about tickets. I used to be a season ticket holder when I lived in Ohio. Paycor is well-designed from the standpoint of seeing the field. You can’t really go wrong. The upper levels still provide very clear views. I’d personally recommend you get seats somewhere between the 30 yard lines if you can. If so, even the very last row at the top will allow decent vision. Maybe avoid seats at the very base and corner of a section, because you might get a little staircase glass in front of you.

The national media has never had a single clue about anything Bengals for pretty much the entire duration of the franchise.

Just when Army begins to celebrate, they’ll resign him with a pay cut.

Another trade or last minute signing is still possible. Our swing tackles suck ass, so whoever among Ford/Rivers is easy to replace in theory. I still hate slot corner and LB.

My best guess for the 53: QB (2) - Burrow, Flacco RB (3) - C. Brown, Perine, Brooks WR (6) - Chase, Higgins, Iosivas, Tinsley, Young, Meyers TE (5) - Gesicki, Sample, All, Hudson, Endries OL (9) - O. Brown, Fairchild, Karras, Risner, Mims, Lew, Parker, Foster, Ford (Offense - 25) Edge (5) - Mafe, Murphy, Stewart, Howell, C. Johnson IDL (6) - Lawrence, B. Hill, Allen, Slaton, Jenkins, Robinson LB (4) - Knight, Carter, Burks, Heyward S (4) - Cook, Battle, Dugger, Jules CB (6) - Turner, D. Hill, J. Davis, T. Davis, Ivey, Taylor (Defense - 25) ST - McPherson, Rehkow, Wagner

Wide receivers currently on the field: Noah Thomas Keyshawn Williams Something Moore and… Charlie Jones Might be telling.

Landon Robinson with the Geno Atkins sack.

Sean Clifford currently has a perfect passer rating. QB controversy. Watch out, Burrow.

The back-end receivers are all making plays tonight.

Bad game for Josh Newton

I think Meyers needs to make it, yes. We don’t have his speed with anyone else outside Chase. I am seeing packages in my head where Chase is in the slot and Meyers joins Higgins outside. Good luck.

Solid disruption from Cross

Apparently Pitcher is calling the plays today. Vanilla stuff as expected, so probably not very educational

3-3 is pretty good under these circumstances.

Cooking the Bears 1s on 3rd down

Bears team has lamented that they won’t see Josh Flacco. Josh Flacco.

Rivers playing LT. woof.

Johnson instead of Flacco lol

2s held the 1s to a FG. That’ll work.

I have the Bears team calling it. They haven’t said it’s the Bengals backups once.

Get Ron Torbert the fuck out of my stadium

Bears 1s vs Bengals 2s

LET'S GO THAT'S A W WHO DEY Just kidding, I can't even pretend to care. Seems like there were no injuries. Whatever, on to the next.

On some level I just like to watch these players earn the highlights of their lives playing in their only NFL games.

Five times. Five times with this Brooks Brothers commercial. 48 moronic campaign smear ads. How can anyone stand television anymore?