Stripes

Burning Steelers hatred growing as the week progresses. Foaming at the mouth.

Any decisions this year must be made with the sole purpose of winning the Super Bowl this year. The future can eat my whole ass. This year. (which is to say, I'm not trading any of my pass rushers)

Yoshi hurt his thumb and will need surgery. Sounds like a few weeks, so not season-ending. Meyers will have his opportunity.

I agree. I don't want Flacco traded unless there's a hell of a deal. We need him. Josh Johnson has been in the league for 900 years. They can sign him.

Annoying to have to face another awesome pass rushing front immediately after Houston. I think their ends in particular should be a bit less awful a matchup for Orlando Brown, at least. I think Mims can neutralize Watt, but Herbig/Highsmith/Heyward are still there. Keep Joe alive.

Week 1: I wear my black Karras. The offensive line allows an NFL low in pressure that week. Week 2: I wear my white Chase. Ja’Marr scores twice including one of his best catches ever. For week 3, I have an orange Burrow or a black Higgins. What’s it going to be?

Happy to give your guys a little nudge in the AFCS.

If I recall, that’s the home game. I don’t figure you should have to worry too much about heckling. The Steelers fans will be annoying, but for the most part they’re unlikely to start real conflict. Unless you’re a Steelers fan yourself. Then I hereby heckle you. Be heckled. (you should be fine either way, have a good time)

Pittsburgh’s offense matches up horribly with this defense. Giddy.

Will Anderson is keeping our buttholes puckered by himself

So tired of Joe taking unnecessary hits

SAINTS WIN

Zac, what the fuck were those playcalls

I think Caleb Williams might have just suffered a serious injury. Hope not

Evan McPherson is my dad

I’ll take holding them to 3

Saints 17-17 with Ravens

Fuck yes

Week 1: offsides 890 times Week 2: false start 639 times

Can’t believe they didn’t go for it

Imagine coming up short from 58

Good to have Money Mac back

OBJ was okay last week. I think it’ll be a season of matchups for him. Speed will usually be a problem.

Go Saints. Go Patriots.

These are the perfect DEs to devour OBJ’s weaknesses. I’ll take 7-3. Ugly half, but physical. Bonus AFC North game. Second straight week allowing too many completions.