Stripes

I admire your willingness to stay up for the weekly dumpster fire, glasgow

Definitely a TD

This game is making me feel roofied

Lou’s hearing the Price Is Right “no, wrong answer dumbass” soundbite in his sleep

The defense is great comedy

14 TDs for Chase 3 more to tie Carl Pickens

Remarkable how HOF progress correlates so closely with the performance of the current team.

Cade York was a Browns failure. But whatever. Cool. Lose more.

They’re probably going to win out and miss the playoffs. Just be prepared for that. Don’t hope for a top pick. Don’t hope for a firing. Don’t hope.

What better way to hold my interest in this waste of time team than a game against the Dallas Cowboys? Wake me up in September.

Fire Zac Taylor and Lou Anarumo. Hire Bill Belichick, who has pretty much never had a bad defense in his life. Let Joe Burrow adapt to a head coach that is just as much of a psychopath as he is about winning. Suffer his inconsistent drafting record, because Tobin isn't doing any better anyway. At least he'll win games when Joe throws 3 TDs.*** ***All of the above is useless dreaming, I'm well aware

Oh, that’s why they brought Fields in? Couldn’t have guessed. Totally unexpected. Fire everyone

I had a bad blood pressure reading last week, so I’m glad the Bengals have gone full clown. I don’t have to care anymore.

Just an incredibly moronic all-out blitz

Officially looking at another loss scoring 30+ Spectacular

Good one OBJ, good slap

Isaiah Williams is the punt returner. I definitely know who that is. Honest.

Better for us if the Chargers win to keep their tiebreaker away from the 7-seed (this is irrelevant since the Bengals are a joke and will not sniff the playoffs with a top three QB, top one WR, and top three DE)

Three false starts at home, pretty cool Oh neat, tipped INT

Good coverage, but he had Chase 1-on-1 to the corner. Gotta try it.

Why is Cody Ford even on the field

Nice job Ossai. I almost woke up momentarily.

Hahaha “this isn’t the ejection kind of unsportsmanlike conduct”

Pace set to give up 600 yards and 54 points Gorgeous

It was nice ignoring this team for two weeks