Stripes

Players love Zac because he orders them Denny’s. Marvin should have consulted the Denny’s menu between claps.

Hendrickson: gets held 12x per game and draws 1 flag Ossai: reminds you he’s alive every few weeks Murphy: who?

I admire your willingness to stay up for the weekly dumpster fire, glasgow

Definitely a TD

This game is making me feel roofied

Lou’s hearing the Price Is Right “no, wrong answer dumbass” soundbite in his sleep

The defense is great comedy

14 TDs for Chase 3 more to tie Carl Pickens

Remarkable how HOF progress correlates so closely with the performance of the current team.

Cade York was a Browns failure. But whatever. Cool. Lose more.

They’re probably going to win out and miss the playoffs. Just be prepared for that. Don’t hope for a top pick. Don’t hope for a firing. Don’t hope.

What better way to hold my interest in this waste of time team than a game against the Dallas Cowboys? Wake me up in September.

Fire Zac Taylor and Lou Anarumo. Hire Bill Belichick, who has pretty much never had a bad defense in his life. Let Joe Burrow adapt to a head coach that is just as much of a psychopath as he is about winning. Suffer his inconsistent drafting record, because Tobin isn't doing any better anyway. At least he'll win games when Joe throws 3 TDs.*** ***All of the above is useless dreaming, I'm well aware

Oh, that’s why they brought Fields in? Couldn’t have guessed. Totally unexpected. Fire everyone

I had a bad blood pressure reading last week, so I’m glad the Bengals have gone full clown. I don’t have to care anymore.

Just an incredibly moronic all-out blitz

Officially looking at another loss scoring 30+ Spectacular

Good one OBJ, good slap

Isaiah Williams is the punt returner. I definitely know who that is. Honest.

Better for us if the Chargers win to keep their tiebreaker away from the 7-seed (this is irrelevant since the Bengals are a joke and will not sniff the playoffs with a top three QB, top one WR, and top three DE)

Three false starts at home, pretty cool Oh neat, tipped INT

Good coverage, but he had Chase 1-on-1 to the corner. Gotta try it.

Why is Cody Ford even on the field

Nice job Ossai. I almost woke up momentarily.

Hahaha “this isn’t the ejection kind of unsportsmanlike conduct”