Stripes

Still in their Thanksgiving food comas

The whole defense blows

Geno Stone blows

Build on that, CTB. You’re not legally obligated to stink.

I think losing a Thursday night game is actually winning.

I never really participate in the highest-level/owner-level discourse, because three years ago I saw this team come within a phantom defensive holding flag of a Lombardi Trophy. I know they're capable of it. They just cannot be missing on so many draft picks if their methods are going to work. That means two things to me at the organizational level: stop allowing Duke Tobin to be an invulnerable member of the Brown family and move on and/or hire more than three scouts FFS. That ignores the coaching deficiencies. Those are a problem too.

So continues the most frustrating season I have ever seen

Well okay. Still gotta make a stop.

Why the fuck are we chucking it deep on 4th and 2 aga— oh

So it’ll be the “mount a comeback and lose anyway” script tonight? Boring. Come up with something new.

Woo.

Woo.

The Bengals are garbage, but the refs are worse

We’ll be fine if we just upgrade LG, C, RG, OL depth, RB depth, WR depth, IDL, DE, CB, S, and LS. Maybe even K and OLB. Simple!

Jim Harbaugh is a case study in why it’s necessary to get new coaching. Ben Johnson is worth a try. This won’t cut it. Fire everyone including Tobin.

Well at least they’re going to be funny tonight

Bad at nearly everything that isn’t Burrow throwing to Chase

Touchdowns are better than field goals FYI

I wouldn’t trust Burton either if he’s unnecessarily trying to one-hand balls in the endzone

Yep, Chase RB and Orlando LT (out)

Playclock was expiring first

4th and 1. Will we chuck it deep?

Yeah we suck, nothing new here

Fortuitous playcall by LA

Refs nap through illegal contact on Tee