Stripes

Woo.

The Bengals are garbage, but the refs are worse

We’ll be fine if we just upgrade LG, C, RG, OL depth, RB depth, WR depth, IDL, DE, CB, S, and LS. Maybe even K and OLB. Simple!

Jim Harbaugh is a case study in why it’s necessary to get new coaching. Ben Johnson is worth a try. This won’t cut it. Fire everyone including Tobin.

Well at least they’re going to be funny tonight

Bad at nearly everything that isn’t Burrow throwing to Chase

Touchdowns are better than field goals FYI

I wouldn’t trust Burton either if he’s unnecessarily trying to one-hand balls in the endzone

Yep, Chase RB and Orlando LT (out)

Playclock was expiring first

4th and 1. Will we chuck it deep?

Yeah we suck, nothing new here

Fortuitous playcall by LA

Refs nap through illegal contact on Tee

Baltimore probably headed for a loss because they couldn't covert a two-point conversion. Some tiny smidgen of justice on Earth.

Good lord the Jets are useless.

Ironically, if Denver and Indy lose, then the Bengals could drop to 4-7 and still be just one game out. The advent of the 7-seed really does keep hope alive for bad teams.

W @ Chargers W vs. Steelers L @ Cowboys W @ Titans W vs. Browns W vs. Broncos W @ Steelers SMOKE CRACK.

Howard was alleged to have sent sexual photos to a minor. "Alleged" is good enough for me in this instance, because he probably isn't even good at football anymore anyway.

The entire kicking process from longsnapper to holder to kicker is disrupted. Cal Adomitis is not as good as Clark Harris was. Rehkow is brand new and inconsistent. I think McPherson is still mostly himself, but if the other two are unreliable it makes him unreliable too.

I appreciate the takes. The season isn’t “over”, but it feels that way. We’ll see what they do. I agree that finding a way to sneak Joe into the postseason could still produce a run. They’re just in a huge hole. I think this Bengals team resembles the Brees Saints of the mid 2010s.

Burrow and Herbert. But their defense has been stellar. Good luck.

Ja'Marr Chase now has 981 yards and 10 TDs through 10 games. He is on pace for 1667 tards and 17 TDs. 4-6

Fuck you refs Fuck you defense Fuck you Zac Fuck you Duke

Score and go for 2