Stripes

This is the most obvious win of the season, and not because the Titans suck. Oh well. At least Burrow and Chase can continue compiling numbers that might bolster their HOF resumes someday. Chase is looking at a first team All Pro. Which, by the way, continues to make the front office look moronic. ”Oh, we need Ja’Marr to PROVE it. Because it isn’t already plainly obvious to everyone with eyeballs that he’s fully capable of annihilating every franchise record. PROVE it Ja’Marr.” Enjoy that $40M/year contract, dipshits

Wish the W meant anything but sure cool

15 TDs Chase should have dropped at the 1 but who cares

Lmfao

Offensive line collapses late in games constantly

Imagine if there was still a reason to care about this 20-20 game

Pfffbtbtbtbtbtbtbt Yoshi

Pratt reminded me of an old classic

Maybe Adomitis? I don’t even remember

Players love Zac because he orders them Denny’s. Marvin should have consulted the Denny’s menu between claps.

Hendrickson: gets held 12x per game and draws 1 flag Ossai: reminds you he’s alive every few weeks Murphy: who?

I admire your willingness to stay up for the weekly dumpster fire, glasgow

Definitely a TD

This game is making me feel roofied

Lou’s hearing the Price Is Right “no, wrong answer dumbass” soundbite in his sleep

The defense is great comedy

14 TDs for Chase 3 more to tie Carl Pickens

Remarkable how HOF progress correlates so closely with the performance of the current team.

Cade York was a Browns failure. But whatever. Cool. Lose more.

They’re probably going to win out and miss the playoffs. Just be prepared for that. Don’t hope for a top pick. Don’t hope for a firing. Don’t hope.

What better way to hold my interest in this waste of time team than a game against the Dallas Cowboys? Wake me up in September.

Fire Zac Taylor and Lou Anarumo. Hire Bill Belichick, who has pretty much never had a bad defense in his life. Let Joe Burrow adapt to a head coach that is just as much of a psychopath as he is about winning. Suffer his inconsistent drafting record, because Tobin isn't doing any better anyway. At least he'll win games when Joe throws 3 TDs.*** ***All of the above is useless dreaming, I'm well aware

Oh, that’s why they brought Fields in? Couldn’t have guessed. Totally unexpected. Fire everyone

I had a bad blood pressure reading last week, so I’m glad the Bengals have gone full clown. I don’t have to care anymore.

Just an incredibly moronic all-out blitz