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  1. I just read that on Brown’s td run he reached the 2nd highest speed of anyone in the nfl this year. 22.05 mph
  2. Re-fitting a bathtub. You pull the fixtures out and you are left with an unholy stain made up of fossilized plumbers putty, mold, crud, etc. And I am making note of this for one purpose, and that is to say that the person who invented these Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sponges deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for these things. They are amazing.
  3. History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man. Having said that, yep, I’m into it to.
  4. No shit. Steelers get a pass on everything. Meanwhile the organization’s whole reputation is built on the ‘70s when their pioneering use of steroids just ruined guys’ lives.
  5. Typical Steelers - TJ Watt put in concussion protocol Friday morning. Why was he able to continue playing after Zeke hurt him? He was out for 3 plays, then they sent him back in. During the game he had a tinted visor installed on his helmet. Light sensitivity is a screaming red flag for concussion. After the game he was unable to do a previously scheduled interview due to a “migraine.” Shows up at the facility Friday, put into concussion protocol.
  6. Steelers media in meltdown. It is pretty great.
  7. Tomlin was so depressed on the sideline last night that he couldn’t even try to act tough. His normal mean mugging was replaced by a look of resigned bewilderment.
  8. Steelers lose consecutive games to 2 win teams. Tomlin’s post game presser: “ Let’s start talking about Matt Canada again.”
  9. 21-3 Patriots, 7 minutes still left in the second quarter.
  10. Belichick really looks grumpy.
  11. Damn, nice fans the Steelers have. Booing them on every play now.
  12. “I cut off my monitoring ankle bracelet for THIS?” - about a third of the Steeler fans in the stadium right now.
  13. Steelers fans take a break from texting their probation officers to boo some more.
  14. How did we lose to this Steelers team?
  15. Trubisky having a rough go of it. Steeler fans take a break from drooling dip spit on their Ben jerseys long enough to boo him.
  16. First, ok TJ I’m guessing Palmer is first. Off to the other thread to complain about the Steelers.
  17. Watt missed 3 plays, he’s back in. Since his blood is like 70% steroids, he can heal any injury in ten minutes.
  18. TJ Watt in the blue tent, got kicked in the face by Zeke Elliott. Also, Zeke Elliott is a great human being.
  19. Belichick looking disheveled.
  20. These JC Penny ads are actually more stimulating than this game.
  21. Here comes Mitch Trubisky.
  22. We kick off week 14 with a contest between the Patriots and the Steelers. Al Michaels is calling the game with all the enthusiasm of someone watching his neighbor paint his garage.
  23. Great to see Sample contributing. I’m glad when talking about how he’s played at his new role of 3rd down blocking running back for one game, the coaches never mentioned how he’s filled his original role the last 5 seasons. That’s right Drew Sample, I don’t forget!
  24. Post Traumatic Amnesia can strike in one of two ways: 1. Retrograde: they lose the ability to recall events that occurred immediately before the injury. 2. Anterograde: they lose the ability to form new memories. These people are confused and unhappy (for obvious reasons). I have a family member that suffered a serious brain injury and suffered from both of these. The anterograde resolved itself. The retrograde did not and probably won’t. She can’t remember anything about at least a week before her accident. We think she’s lost a few months but she is not forthcoming about her symptoms. Hurst may make it back next year. He’s probably going to be pretty susceptible to concussions in the future, though. Might be a tough condition to deal with while trying to play in the NFL.
  25. His agent finds him another year of eligibility, he reels in huge NIL money and starts for the Buckeyes next year.
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