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Cop: “Roll your window down I need your license and registration.” Sovereign Citizen: “First allow me to cite twenty sections of the Uniform Commercial Code which in no way regulates anything remotely close to what I’m doing.” Cop: “What?” Sovereign Citizen: /five minutes of gibberish/, then “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling. Checkmate motherfucker.” Cop: /Unrestrained tazering/

Andy rolled the stone out of the way, walked out of his tomb, and is wandering amongst the living.

Watching the Steelers vs Chargers. One thing keeps jumping out at me - Najee Harris needs to stop lowering his head when he gets in traffic. Dude could get seriously hurt.

Taxpayers subsidizing infrastructure for the entertainment industry is one of the strangest phenomena in capitalism. Defense and safety related industries, yes I understand those subsidies at times. The current CHIPS act is an example. We need to manufacture those chips domestically so we can make our own weapons systems even in a time of war, and so we can supply essential industries (automotive) even in a time of social or financial crisis. But pro football? These rich fuckheads can build their own stadiums. Your infrastructure is simply part of the cost of doing business.

In Houston on business, seriously thinking of writing my first love song - about Whataburger.

Mainly focusing on our new punter.

The date of the guarantee vesting - that was the thing they couldn’t agree upon.

So what you’re all saying is that we’re on wrist watch?

Have to run the ball more. It’s their simplest way out of this. Their one td scoring drive they ran the ball successfully. I think 5 running plays. Then the next two possessions zero running plays. Zac needs to rethink this play calling.

So glad I started that law firm that specializes in morality clause enforcement. About to get paid!

Dehner published an absolute takedown of the Bengals week one debacle. I don’t know if I can link it here since it’s in the Athletic. On the Chase contract situation: “Then there’s the loss of a life-changing contract for Chase, who instead of agreeing to a deal he himself said represented the club bending over backward for him, passed on it, to play out the season and take on all the risks that come with it in hopes of making more in 2025.” https://apple.news/AR48eJ8NoRc6SnfMb5SMndA

Ok I think it was feasible to cut him after ‘24, but then they just restructured his deal, for the second time, and his cap number went up. Again. That owner dug a hole and he just keeps on digging.

Watching the rams-lions game. The new Rams DC is David Shula’s son. Rams DC not serving Gary Reasons’ son.

I can’t believe Fox is still running Terry Bradshaw out there.

Also, Watson looks like shit. He’s probably gone after this year, it’s going to be an unhappy ending for Watson in Cleveland.

Brady is calling this Browns-Cowboys game and he’s terrible.

If we’re waiting for ownership to hold this coaching staff accountable, we’re going to be waiting a long time. Marvin basically tried to fire himself when he declined and Mike wouldn’t let him, made various changes to get him to stay. Hard to be enthusiastic about this team when we see the same weaknesses year after year and nothing changes.

Maybe by his 10th or 11th year here Taylor will learn how to get a team ready to play football. No sense of urgency, ever. Never prepared.

Need a turnover or we’re going down two scores.

What the fuck was Hudson doing? Keep the ball secured, you’re in the nfl. Jesus fucking Christ.

More runs and fewer passes = less chance for Burrow to get hurt. Come on Zac, make it happen.

I’ve got two words for you - Zac Taylor. So, no.

But wait, there’s more! Jenkins isn’t just out, he’s having surgery on his thumb. Our first and second round picks are both out with injury before we’ve even played a game. Standard bengal draft pick story - sturdy college player shows up and turns to glass as soon as he enters Hamilton County.

Army you are dead on. Burrow can make a guy’s career. Look at those two tight ends. Uzomah and Hayden Hurst were both journeymen type guys until they played with Burrow. Then they both got paid. There are receivers who’ve played with a good qb, took the $$ elsewhere and turned out to be not all that great.

I just read nbc sports reported Higgins is unlikely to play. So we might actually see Burton. Hopefully he can run the right routes, supposedly he’s having trouble keeping stuff straight on the field. Higgins - it’s a long season, a strained hamstring could really turn chronic if you push it so I see what they’re doing.