COB

Came across this dismal factoid: There are 3 teams currently at 0-3. Bengals - Zac Taylor is head coach. Jaguars - Zac’s brother, Press Taylor, is the offensive coordinator. Titans - Zac’s offensive coordinator from 2019 to 2023, Brian Callahan, is the head coach. Not looking great right now. The Titans owner is not too swift. That part of the equation should be taken into account, in defense of Callahan. Doug Pederson down in Jax, he said everything is on the table, everything is subject to change. So Press could get fired down there. If he does he’ll probably end up back here next year in some capacity. Zac Taylor - more and more he looks like an offensive coordinator in head coach’s clothing.

Sorry dude, the first thing on his concern list: Ankle flexion. Not going down that old ankle flexion concern road again. Never again!

I don’t know if Pratt is injured or what. He did not look good last night. Really looks like he lost a step. Slow.

Just read a thing - the last time our defense played even close to that badly, Marvin fired the DC. Last night was the worst game a bengals defense has ever played. Allowed 5 touchdowns and a field goal on 6 possessions. Two others were kneel downs. Never stopped them, not once. We allowed 6.3 points per drive (not counting the kneel downs). Previous worst was 5.6 points per drive against the Saints in 2018, and Marvin fired Teryl Austin after that game.

Yep. They kind of justified their decision making (in my mind anyway) with the narrative that this was a possible Super Bowl year. Thus you tag Higgins and don’t trade him. JaMarr - I don’t understand either side’s actions on that one. That defense looked inept. Troy Aikman made a kind of cryptic comment about our defense being surprised by what Washington was doing. We game planned to stop the running game. Allegedly. Were we supposed to adjust? Adjust to what? Daniels was playing out of his mind. And once they realized he had like 5 seconds on every pass play, and we lost contain on almost every rush, he was just walking around back there doing whatever he wanted. He’d either hit the open guy or run for 7 yards. Dude was literally laughing during the game.

If we lose to Andy and start 0-4, heads must roll.

Rooney Family: “We just signed Patrick Queen, LOL.”

Yep, can’t get out of the starting gate. Probably need to go 6-0 in the division now.

Zac Taylor.

Damn.

Pratt has had a rough night.

Fucked over by the officials again. This shit never ends.

Held them to a field goal, that’s real progress. Here comes Joe Burrow!

Pass rush is wanting.

I’m scared of that Hulu horror series. Stop showing these scary ads!

Dan Quinn has put on some weight.

If he keeps delivering crap teams like this, Zac may have only 11 or 12 more seasons as our head coach.

Washington Generals status: ACTIVATE!

This defense looks very discouraged. Body language is a 2/10.

Come on defense, get a turnover.

Hasn’t been the same since we let Jessie Bates go. Just no will in our front office to get high level players in here, or even retain our own.

Jamie Foxx is back shilling for mgm, didn’t he just about check out? I remember he had like one foot in the grave, now here he is.

Damn, guys are getting open on us.

It’s a shootout! Our guy needs to throw for 600 yards and well outs ore these bums!

Pratt got torched on that 4th down pass, then he gets a stupid goal line penalty.