COB

Keeping Myles off the field with ST touchdown.

Browns are in shambles. Go Bengals.

Emotionally destroyed by my dog’s death in 2018, haven’t been able to get another. Just can’t deal with it when they go.

Can you imagine being a builder, a general contractor. You bid on Cincinnati’s new (hypothetical) stadium and you get it. Mike Brown is in charge of the project and you have to negotiate every change order, every material substitution, every schedule change, with him. You’d be smiling as you jumped off a bridge somewhere.

Haslam did choose a strange time to alienate his fan base. They were already irate. He never ceases to amaze.

I can’t watch that whole thing TJ but I assume OBJ is Orlando Brown Jr, and I also assume he’s revealing whether the play is a pass or a run with his stance or his setup. Defenses reading him somehow.

The Browns keep playing Watson even though logic says sit him. Why? A theory: First, the NFL recently said it is still investigating Watson’s most recent lawsuit/payoff. The Browns are saying nothing other than we like Watson and he gives us the best chance to win, and he’s our starter. My theory is that the NFL is building a case to kick Watson out of the league. Their evidence will be the same evidence that Haslam uses to void his poison pill contract. Haslam likely knows this, so to avoid the appearance of impropriety, and to avoid claims of collusion, they sit there and act like everything is ok. This sleazy back room shit is completely consistent with Haslam’s past behavior. He orchestrated a complex scheme to defraud his truck stop customers, and recently orchestrated a scheme to fraudulently pump up his truck stops’ value to get more $$ on the sale to Berkshire Hathaway.

I love Lucas Oil. I’ve attended 3 big ten championship games there and it’s a great setup. Here’s a great idea - Mike sells the team to Bezos and he builds Lucas Oil 2.0 and we all live happily ever after.

Why are you dragging me into this?

Browns admins are all in on analytics, it’s their whole thing. I wonder if there is a theory or a method for what happens when none of your analytics-based moves work out. I guess we’re seeing it unfold? You just stubbornly keep playing your bust players until they get better or their contracts are up. Wait I just described Mike Brown.

Ok, I guess we’ll take Myles off your hands.

If they trade Garrett the fans up there will riot. What would compensation for Myles Garrett be? He’s a game changing player.

Best football column I’ve read all year. Highly recommended.

It’s a win. That’s all I can say about it. Chase Brown is starting to distinguish himself at RB. Moss is important though, you need 2 good ones.

Chase Brown is a player!

But wait, out of the gloaming, with his laminated play sheet in hand, it’s Marvin Taylor!

Great play by Turner, agreed a game saving play.

Just hold the ball for 3 minutes. Run the clock somehow.

Zac Taylor wouldn’t run the ball if his life depended on it. Brian gets 5 right out of the gate on that possession, then we didn’t run the ball again. Took 2 sacks instead.

Agreed that holding call was not holding. Rough treatment from the refs all year.

We suck.

Nice two minute offense.

Oh Jamarr Chase is in the game? Ok!

Defense looks better. I’m taking a lot of brain damage from all the political attack ads during the breaks.

Our offense must have read all their clippings.