COB

Zac panic stares at his Denny’s menu on our sideline for 4 million a year. Harbaugh won’t cross the street for that.

I have no idea how good Harbaugh is as a head coach. Dude has had serious talent over there. Lamar is a two time mvp. He has also had pretty good assistant coaches.

They’ll lowball Risner, offend both him and his agent, then he’ll sign with Pittsburgh.

Amazing how fast the Brown family can sign guys to super low dollar deals. Anybody who’s good? Shit gets complicated. The Brown family could cure cancer right now and I would find 7 things about the cure that are heinously fucked up. Headline: Mike Brown just made cancer even worse.

Probably should be reviewing available kickers. Ours cost us 2 games this year.

I can’t wait to see the Texans defense play the Steelers. Best of luck to Aaron (staying above ground).

Mike’s statement that announced no changes didn’t even wait until the second sentence to reference the Super Bowl. In the first sentence he said he wants to keep;“leadership in place that took us to a Super Bowl and two AFC Championship games.” Mike uses that little run we had as a shield. Not as something to build on, not as something to grow. He leverages it to continue his blatant profit taking at the expense of improvement. We truly are the NFL version of the Washington Generals. Professional opponents.

Fans: “Mike’s not running things anymore.” Mike: “LOL, my PTSD from hiring Dave Shula means this Kohl’s store assistant manager I installed as head coach is never leaving.”

Mike: “Three years of missing the playoffs. We’re confident we’re doing things right, so no changes. We’ll do all the same things but we’ll get different results.”

3 hall of fame level offensive players in their primes. 3 straight years missing the playoffs. Welcome back Zac Taylor!

How are we losing this game? Browns offense looks incompetent.

Drug test Money Mac now.

Damn we had that punt blocked easily but our rusher didn’t even put his arms out. Strange. TANKING!!!

Hire that robot from the 60 Minutes ad to coach our team.

Another false start. A pick. A fumble. Glad we have offensive wunderkid Zac Taylor engineering this juggernaut.

Zac Taylor is a fucking idiot. Get the play in and run it.

Helmet to helmet hit on Chase while he’s already being tackled. Bullshit.

We’re in a rock fight! (We keep dropping our rocks though).

You guys may not be aware that Myles needs one sack to get the record. Tom McCarthy has only mentioned it twenty times.

I think Myles needs one sack, so he’ll very likely get the record. Bengals should win this game. The Browns have their new rookie QB but IDGAF, go Bengals!

Pick 6 by Jessie Bates off Stafford on Monday Night Football. Ok! 27th career pick for Bates. Who by all rights should be playing for us.

We need defensive line help. Bottom line. Draft here, draft there, free agency, etc, doesn’t matter. If we field the same level of defensive line, especially interior line, we’re doomed.

There are 9 minutes left in the 2nd quarter and the bears and Niners have scored 42 points already.

This is pretty much it. They’ll plan to start a lot of these guys next year. No way they’ll tag Hendrickson at 36 million or whatever his double tag number will be, he’s gone. Lowball Ossai? 100% yes they’ll do that.