COB

Just popped up on my news assault ecosystem that Joe Burrow was a model in the Vogue fashion show in Paris today. I’m impressed, he’s raising his profile in smart ways. I’m a real man so I painted part of my screened in porch today.

So legit to extend Ted. Love it.

Put Lap in based partially on his stellar radio work. He’s kind of like Mr. Cincinnati Bengals, get him in that ring of honor. After that it’s a tie in my mind between Krumrie and Corey Dillon.

Jonah is an absolute heartbreaker. The cardinals will see.

Some house finches built their nest in one of my downspouts, Matt Lee’s over here now getting it unclogged.

Signing our rookies. We take general competence for granted. But we shouldn’t.

I don’t know why you would impugn the qualifications of Dr Kuliniskowski. He’s the most qualified pediatric dermatologist (specializing in essential oils) CincyJungle could find to comment on Burrow’s wrist injury.

https://www.cincyjungle.com/2024/5/10/24153271/joe-burrow-wrist-injury-inflammation-orthopedic-surgeon-bengals-qb

Just read an article about Burrow’s wrist. Some surgeon said he’ll be dealing with swelling and soreness for another year or so. Hopefully it won’t affect his throwing, this guy said there’s no way to tell until you use it.

Basically, Slim Pickens is rodeo riding the tribe through the atmosphere as we crash back to earth.

Dude was the real thing.

I just read a blurb about this pick. Supposedly Lou was targeting Jenkins all along, claims he was sweating it as defensive guys started going off the board in the second round. And the article claimed that based on whatever advanced metrics NASA or the Manhattan Project came up with that the NFL uses to evaluate such things - Jenkins grades in the 98th percentile in run stop rate. Which seems really good.

Glad you cleaned up 3 city blocks or whatever it was.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Draft ED 209, new starting LT for two decades.

Perine, if he’s the same guy he was when he left, I have a ton of interest.

“Socialize the overhead, privatize the profits.” - Brown Blackburn Megacorp

So we signed Orlando Brown Jr away from them, then we drafted the tackle they wanted? Sorry KC! I guess they’ll just have to console themselves with their consolation prizes, their Super Bowl wins.

Dude, the half pound beef and cheddar is like eleven bucks at the Heath Arby’s drive thru. Served by zit covered teenagers who truly cannot hide their disdain for me, if they’re even trying to do so.

Reasonable minds can differ on these matters. One thing we can all agree on - that FA punter needs to come through. The guy from Michigan sucked last year. We should have grabbed punt god once he paid off all his victims and was cleared. Instead we got semi-mortal punt demigod or whatever this kid is from tech. Hopefully he comes through or Robbins somehow finds it in the off season. My draft shirt arrived today.

IN YOUR FACE TJ!!! You can read it right there in black and white, Mims will be fine. Go enjoy a 740 calorie Half Pound Beef & Cheddar at your local Arby’s drive through but don’t be surprised if the teenagers that work there taunt you for your hatred of Amarius Mims.

That PFF write up mskes be want to really investigate the center from Miami. 3rd in pass blocking among college centers? Damn.

I know it’s early. But let’s just hear it. i give it an A minus. The Bengals went off their script and took a couple guys based on potential. Mims obviously needs to stay healthy (and even if he does, endurance is going to be an issue, I think he’ll about collapse like week 12 or whatever). But his upside if things go right - home fucking run. Same with Burton. Dude has to overcome his mercurial nature. But if he does, he could be a very good receiver. Neither of those picks are guys we’d have taken in the last few years. Jenkins is the prototype. Has played a lot, big program, super solid character. He’ll play, he’ll be a contributor. And this is not a knock on our normal methodology, but this dude just has a ceiling. I’m very excited to watch these draftees develop, and I love this draft. Why the A minus and not a straight A? Because I’m fore and again hard. I’m not trifling out here.

Same. I am thrilled with the risk/reward ratio with this kid. True, he could bust. He could also be another Whit. I love this pick and no matter how much you, TJ, try to rain on my parade, I refuse to be swayed. Putting on all my Up With People records right now.

A bit of a head scratcher. You never know. This guy could end up playing serious minutes, you guys know how this league is.