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I was thinking the same thing. Dude can just stand there, throw to his 3rd look or whatever and no one is even close to him.

I don’t think grabbing the jersey is a horse collar tackle.

Fumbles, stumbles, and a 3-0 game.

Some guy makes a play. Tony Romo: “That’s why Some Guy is the best at his position! He’s amazing.”

Ad with Tom Brady. No.

That m & m ad featured Scarlett Johansen. Beautiful.

I helped decorate Rudy’s locker in school this week. He’s throwing the ball great so far!

1. I’m ready for them to change the name of the trophy. The Vince Lombardi Trophy - played out. Let’s move on.

I used to be annoyed by two weeks of Super Bowl hype. I must have changed my reading, viewing, and listening habits. I hardly even noticed the hype these two weeks. Not expecting anything, but looking forward to watching it.

He straight up can’t climb the ladder.

Ironic timing for you to mention this, Cedric Ogbuehi just fell off the ladder in my side yard and I’m driving him to the ER right now. Don’t worry, I’m a champion at texting and driving.

Pollack can only coach what he has, and so far they haven’t been great. Brown was a huge addition, we need to hit free agency for a starting RT in the worst way. I don’t want them drafting a youngster and plugging him in.

Wish Burkhead had stayed here. The Super Bowl this year is not optimal. We all probably feel a little sorry for the Chiefs. They drafted Patrick Mahomes with the 10th pick of the 2017 draft, but if they’d just been one pick higher they could have gotten John Ross, who we picked just ahead of them with the 9th pick that year. Sorry Chiefs, you can’t have everything.

All he has to prove is his health. If he’s healthy he can play. Maybe not to the level of the vaunted Irv Smith, but he can play his position.

You know that scene in brokeback mountain where the gay cowboy goes “I can’t quit you,”? That’s me in regards to DJ Reader. Seriously see what the doctors say about that leg and sign him. That injury should pull him down into an affordable range especially because we should be able to get him for a two year deal. Our defense is noticeably different when he’s in there, he’s a great, very underrated, player. Irv Smith is outside right now cleaning out my gutters. Dude’s a bum. Maybe he can revive his career somewhere else, he should try because it just didn’t work here.

The raiders have officially hired Marvin as the assistant head coach. He’ll play the role of wise old NFL lifer who will instill in the Raiders a unique ability to get the living shit kicked out of them any time they’re on a prime time night game or in the playoffs.

That is so on-brand for the Browns, hobo scout is spinning in his cardboard box behind a 7-11 somewhere.

I think part of our low running to pass ratio is the result of Burrow’s audibles. There are plays where based on reads he makes he audibles into something, which means he’s audibling out of something. Dude has never met a pass play he didn’t like, gunslinger.

Ok I just did some googling, it looks like we get nothing for Callahan. The compensatory picks the Rams are getting (can 2 3rd round picks be correct? Sounds like a lot) are a Rooney Rule thing and Morris is black.

I just read that since the falcons hired the Rams’ Raheem Morris away to be their new head coach - the Rams will get a third round compensatory pick in 2024 and a third round compensatory pick in 2025. I have not read anything about us getting compensatory picks for Callahan. Anyone know anything about this?

Holdovers is on peacock, I took the bait on their 6 month offer before the playoff game.

Finally saw the Holdovers. Loved it. Paul Giamatti is great in everything.

Harbaugh is inheriting a truly loaded roster. No explanation for the 5 win season they just had. He’s walking into a playoff team with a franchise qb. It also ends the longest and most annoying job search of all time. Dude’s been trying to get back to the nfl for 3 years.

Marvin Lewis.

Agreed. Lou lost a lot of talent off the back end of the ‘22 team. I get the idea Jessie Bates was like another coach on the field. It takes time to develop that sort of acumen, even for talented guys taken high in the draft. Callahan is hard to evaluate because the team isn’t real clear on who the architect of the offense is, who’s really calling the plays, etc.