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Joe could be planning a big family. Rivers has like ten kids. Ryan Fitzpatrick has 7 kids. Or it could just be the dominos falling on the extreme end of the American dream spectrum. Strike it rich. Buy giant house. Ten years later you sit in your giant house and go, “why do I own this giant fucking house?”

McCarthy and Tomlin both coming back. I did not see that coming. And Belichick getting a new HC job - that doesn’t surprise me, but I think it is a mistake. One caveat - if you just want Belichick to come in and culture shock your dysfunctional organization, yes I get that. Two years of him doing that, then get a new person who can build on that. But thinking he’s going to come in and suddenly turn around a mediocre team? Wake up. Enjoy having Matt Patricia and Josh McDaniels as your coordinators. Because that’s what he’ll do. Any free agents want to play for those guys? Hell no, they are basically universally disliked by players.

Jerra supposedly bringing back McCarthy. Dude never learns.

Dear Brown Family: feel free to look at all the coaches getting fired. Their o-line coaches are getting fired too. Pick the best one and hire him.

Cleveland writer Jimmy Watkins: This strategy that failed is still the right strategy.

You are a hero for posting this. She deserves a Nobel prize for wearing that bodysuit to a game.

Mayfield wins a playoff game. If Cleveland had just kept him, and all their $$ and draft picks, they’d be way better off. Likely at least one playoff win by now. That owner is the gift that keeps on giving - to all the teams that aren’t the Browns.

Last 4 times they made the playoffs, the Steelers have lost all 4 playoff games. Prior to that, 2011 through 2015, the bengals were in the playoffs 5 (consecutive) seasons. Lost all 5 playoff games. You are right, very similar.

Tony and Jim said they think Tomlin will continue his campaign of not having losing seasons. That’s the bar in Pittsburgh.

Classic Bills fan sign they just showed in the tube: ”JUST ONE BEFORE I DIE!”

Pitt giving a master class in crying.

Could this be Mike Tomlin’s final game? Rumors are flying.

Agreed, Myles Jack tried to pull off.

Holy shit, Minkah blows a tackle. And the game, probably.

Great for those fans and that team. Love it, I hope they win it all.

KC is about to get some calls. They’ve cried for 5 minutes over a non Pi call. Makeup call inbound.

Miami outsmarting themselves. Running the ball great, then on 3rd and 2 and 4th and 2 they run a couple pass plays that don’t work.

I just turned the sound off. These announcers deifying Mahomes is too much for me to handle.

Jason Garrett is not a natural here on the mic.

KC scores. Kelce was in motion (walking) blatantly moving forward but no call.

Pacheco running like a maniac out there.

Valdez-Scantling getting ready to drop every pass here at Arrowhead!

Damn, CJ Stroud is a player.

Browns Are Trash, a list. 1. Fire Paul Brown in 1963. 2. Screw their fans by moving to Baltimore. 3. Waste the careers of Joe Thomas and Myles Garrett. 4. Hire serial sneak masturbator DeShaun Watson for a gazillion dollars guaranteed.

Ha ha! Todd Blackledge is a great guy. He’s desperately trying to find something nice to say about the Browns, so he waxes poetic about how great it is that they help each other up off the field. Okay! Let’s have fun and play together!