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I’ve got a whole thing with a clever sign for when I ask Derek Henry to the prom. My friend is going to film it.

Yay Derek Henry! He’s bullying the Steelers.

Will Levis makes great throw under intense pressure, Al Michaels doesn’t even notice.

Still in the first quarter. There have been 9 penalties already.

Watching this Steeler Titans game on Prime. Al Michaels sounds like he’s watching his neighbor pull their car into the garage. Dude’s just plain tuckered out.

Agreed. Hurst and Uzomah both made big plays and could be counted on. The current crop = drops and fumbles. Which is why they got Hudson on the roster. Smith shows promise but needs to develop. Drew Sample - on a one year deal that pays him one million. 23 tight ends in the league make an average of $5 million. He’s compensated fairly, a blocking tight end who’s ok. Pretty much any catches he makes are a bonus. We seriously need Irv Smith to develop and stay healthy.

I actually feel sorry for Mark Davis. Dude desperately wants to build a winning organization, but it feels like he’s a little out of his depth.

McDsniels ran off Jay Cutler in Denver because he’s so smart. Went to Oakland, did the exact same thing, ran Derek Carr out of there. In both cases, gets fired forthwith.

Burrow just named AFC offensive player of the week.

Cappa put Bosa flat on his back, saving us from a sack. Beautiful.

I hear that, TE help wanted! One other agonizing reality: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman mentioned how much the Lions miss their center Frank Ragnow. He’s injured but he’s an excellent player, been to a couple pro bowls, has been all pro, he’s just a high level lineman. We wanted him in the 2018 draft, we picked 20th. The Lions took him with the 19th pick, unfortunately. We picked up Billy Price with the next pick. Don’t think about it too long or you’ll start throwing stuff around your house.

Murphy looked good on his tackle yesterday. He ended up in coverage, held his water and just played contain. Made easy open field tackle after the catch for little gain. Not a highlight play but he had to do several things right to do it.

Volsen’s over at your mom’s right now, go ask him yourself.

What a huge win. Burrow’s incredible accuracy really contrasted with Purdy’s less than stellar day. Logan Wilson’s interception was sure timely, and the highlight of that play was Brandon Aiyuk’s absolute refusal to tackle Wilson even though he ran him down from behind. Once he got there he got his hands on Wilson’s shoulder pads and just decided to say fuck this I’m not breaking my leg trying to tackle this Sherman Tank. Pratt again demonstrates a remarkable nose for the ball. Dude is so underrated in this league, and signing him back was a huge surprise and a huge get for our front office. Romo sounds like he’s Lou Anarumo’s agent the way he beats the drum for him to get a HC job. Please STOP. Hard to pick a player of the game, so many guys played well. But unsung hero Joe Mixon has found another gear this season. Hats off to him, dude can dish it out.

Mixon punishing guys.

Tracy Wolfson looking good.

Touchdown Tyler Boyd!

Holy shit Joe Burrow are you serious?

Drew Sample, just go sell insurance somewhere you fucking hack.

Held them on 2nd and 2, forced a punt.

Rudy is at QB for the Niners. His mom wasn’t going to let him play but then he did all his geometry homework and extra chores, so he can play.

I wonder why we’ve suddenly started to defer on the toss. We were taking the ball and it was working.

Let’s see if the jets can accept this gift. Probably not.

They’re subjecting us to giants-jets overtime before they’ll show our bengals. Giants win the toss and immediately get to a 3rd and 21. Incompletion. The punter then shanks it.

Tomlin post game presser: ”Credit to Jacksonville today, they’re a smart football team that doesn’t employ Matt Canada. We just went out there today and Matt Canada. We played poorly in all 3 phases and for sure Matt Canada.”