COB

Their guys are open on every play.

What happened to the run game? Fucking beating ourselves.

25th ranked defense last year, we could theoretically move up to 24.

Man, great kickoff coverage there. Outstanding.

Ok let’s go defense. Get the ball back and score again before halftime.

On the replay the umpire was standing there staring at it.

That was one of the worst offensive series I’ve seen this team produce. Couldn’t line up, couldn’t call plays, basically couldn’t execute their offense at all.

Can’t get the plays in quickly enough, then the whole cadence is completely rushed. Throws everything off.

The offense had to call TO before the first play, then had illegal shift penalty on the second play. WTF. Get ready to play the fucking game Zac.

Trey’s penalty killed us.

Trey finally did something.

That PI call was questionable. I’m not sure what this crew is trying to do.

WTF? Burkes basically patted the dude as he ran by. Can’t believe this crew.

Oh Capital One ads that ask, “what’s in your wallet”, I missed you. Can’t wait to watch about 1000 of those ads this fall.

They ran behind Patrick a lot, he must be a capable run blocker.

Well well well, what do we have here? A power running game?

I honestly can’t believe they called that bullshit formation penalty. It was nothing.

First play of the year, Noah Fant!

Worthy was on the sideline grimacing in pain and I think I saw Kelce tell him to shake it off. Zing! Your waitress is made of veal.

Watching this YouTube game. First series, dimwitted Travis Kelce can’t run his route correctly and totaled Xavier Worthy’s shoulder. So their best receiver is out. But Travis will be able to get open if the Chiefs can scheme it up and get a defensive nose tackle in coverage.

Watching that Karas clip in Tennesee, you really get a look at the intensity of an nfl player, the way they have to be. And even though he’s just walking off the field, Karas just exudes physicality and violence. You can see that there is a ton of quick twitch muscle underneath all that.

I see that they brought the Loaded Italian Sub back on September 3rd, but for a “limited time.” Thank you TJ, this made my whole month. I’ll be grabbing one for dinner tonight. And to all who may be reading this: do not hesitate - proceed directly to your nearest Arby’s drive through. Warning! Be prepared to match wits with a sullen, pimply-faced teenager that will undoubtedly be working the drive-thru window. Arby’s has a type.

Bengals - 51 Arby’s Loaded Italian Sandwiches Browns - 10 Artery Destroying Big Mac Meals from Macdonalds, followed by what is likely a very welcome fatal coronary event, followed by a dismal viewing at a low budget funeral home, said viewing featuring memory boards covered with Browns memorabilia and grimy Dale Earnhardt souvenirs, and the deceased laid out in a wife beater that is two sizes too small.

They need to emphasize tackling. So it should be TBES. Bengals football!

Zack is 1-11 in his career for weeks 1 and 2. Not good enough and it needs to change.