COB

Not a mistake-filled mess. We just can’t do anything, we’re straight up bad.

Glad our defense showed up.

JaMarr can’t possibly be out. If he is, 2025 is a cursed season and we can all just start gutter cleanout a little early

Trivia - Big Willie blocked for Flacco his rookie year.

What’s that you say? One of our rookies is out with an injury? Direct correlation- the higher your draft slot, the more games you miss with injury.

The only thing they can realistically do (I’m assuming Mike’s not going to go out and pay huge $$ for a free agent stud or two) is go out and get the absolute best, EXPERIENCED, o-line coach on the market and pay him what he wants. We need a leader in that room, and it appears it’s going to have to be the coach.

The o line coach is likely gone after this train wreck season. So that’ll be more (though necessary) change. I guess all that Kung Fu he was going to teach our guys didn’t help.

On my phone I tried to watch a video entitled, “Joe Flacco’s Been a Bad Boy, Stepmom Has to Punish Him.” It wouldn’t load, thanks dumb fuck republicans in the Ohio Stsrehouse!

I have high hopes for Flacco. Browning’s weakness is inaccuracy. Flacco is, or was, very accurate. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance!

I’m whacko for Flacco. That is all.

I hope Joe Flacco can deal with a pocket that collapses in about 1 second.

I use the Score app to keep up with various sports. They do an nfl power rankings weekly. This week we are 31st, Jets are last. Their comments on us were as follows: “Joe Burrow's absence is highlighting the fact that this is one of the worst-constructed rosters in football. Zac Taylor's staff doesn't do much to compensate, either. Are we sure the Bengals will win another game this season?“

If you saw steak nuggets’ numbers from the combine, you’d agree with me - first round pick for sure, with possibility of going in the top 5. Long term starter potential who has a true killer instinct (coronary disease).

Typical coach antics. No one with eyes in their head is buying any of that baloney.

Buffalo unis are absolutely sick tonight on Sunday night football. If you’re watching, your options are render yourself deaf with an air horn, or subject yourself to Collinsworth slobbering all over Josh Allen for 3 hours.

Thats an amazing line for an nfl game.

Jake Browning legacy game!

This network is now showing Moose Johnston highlights.

Laporte so open it’s unbelievable, then we can’t tackle him.

Just like that ad says, The Bengals need to lose 210 pounds on Wegovy! (Ship Zac out of town on a flatbed truck called Wegovy).

JaMarr tied for the team lead in tackles? I’m dead.

Other QBs? Sounds like a lot of work! Gotta scout guys, then bring one in (vet minimum), then all that coaching up that is required! Just so much easier to stick with our guy(s).

Browning is as broken as a qb can be.

Zac, pack your shit up and go back to Nebraska or wherever you’re from.

“Dear Jake, A couple years ago being your girl was so fun! Now it’s not quite as fun! It’s over! Signed, Bodysuit