COB

Washington Generals status: ACTIVATE!

This defense looks very discouraged. Body language is a 2/10.

Come on defense, get a turnover.

Hasn’t been the same since we let Jessie Bates go. Just no will in our front office to get high level players in here, or even retain our own.

Jamie Foxx is back shilling for mgm, didn’t he just about check out? I remember he had like one foot in the grave, now here he is.

Damn, guys are getting open on us.

It’s a shootout! Our guy needs to throw for 600 yards and well outs ore these bums!

Pratt got torched on that 4th down pass, then he gets a stupid goal line penalty.

You can’t stop Jayden Daniels. You can only, eh, we can’t even contain him.

Tackle better. JFC.

That TD was a thing of beauty.

That’s Burrow’s slide? What is wrong with him?

Jenkins is going to be tested. We get hosed by the refs frequently because it’s teams like the homecoming king of the NFL, the chiefs, against the bengals, basically not on the homecoming court. But tonight! We play a team that is pretty much universally despised throughout the league. The Washington Dan Snyders. We’re actually going to get a couple breaks.

Cop: “Roll your window down I need your license and registration.” Sovereign Citizen: “First allow me to cite twenty sections of the Uniform Commercial Code which in no way regulates anything remotely close to what I’m doing.” Cop: “What?” Sovereign Citizen: /five minutes of gibberish/, then “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling. Checkmate motherfucker.” Cop: /Unrestrained tazering/

Andy rolled the stone out of the way, walked out of his tomb, and is wandering amongst the living.

Watching the Steelers vs Chargers. One thing keeps jumping out at me - Najee Harris needs to stop lowering his head when he gets in traffic. Dude could get seriously hurt.

Taxpayers subsidizing infrastructure for the entertainment industry is one of the strangest phenomena in capitalism. Defense and safety related industries, yes I understand those subsidies at times. The current CHIPS act is an example. We need to manufacture those chips domestically so we can make our own weapons systems even in a time of war, and so we can supply essential industries (automotive) even in a time of social or financial crisis. But pro football? These rich fuckheads can build their own stadiums. Your infrastructure is simply part of the cost of doing business.

In Houston on business, seriously thinking of writing my first love song - about Whataburger.

Mainly focusing on our new punter.

The date of the guarantee vesting - that was the thing they couldn’t agree upon.

So what you’re all saying is that we’re on wrist watch?

Have to run the ball more. It’s their simplest way out of this. Their one td scoring drive they ran the ball successfully. I think 5 running plays. Then the next two possessions zero running plays. Zac needs to rethink this play calling.

So glad I started that law firm that specializes in morality clause enforcement. About to get paid!

Dehner published an absolute takedown of the Bengals week one debacle. I don’t know if I can link it here since it’s in the Athletic. On the Chase contract situation: “Then there’s the loss of a life-changing contract for Chase, who instead of agreeing to a deal he himself said represented the club bending over backward for him, passed on it, to play out the season and take on all the risks that come with it in hopes of making more in 2025.” https://apple.news/AR48eJ8NoRc6SnfMb5SMndA

Ok I think it was feasible to cut him after ‘24, but then they just restructured his deal, for the second time, and his cap number went up. Again. That owner dug a hole and he just keeps on digging.