COB

Chase Brown is a player!

But wait, out of the gloaming, with his laminated play sheet in hand, it’s Marvin Taylor!

Great play by Turner, agreed a game saving play.

Just hold the ball for 3 minutes. Run the clock somehow.

Zac Taylor wouldn’t run the ball if his life depended on it. Brian gets 5 right out of the gate on that possession, then we didn’t run the ball again. Took 2 sacks instead.

Agreed that holding call was not holding. Rough treatment from the refs all year.

We suck.

Nice two minute offense.

Oh Jamarr Chase is in the game? Ok!

Defense looks better. I’m taking a lot of brain damage from all the political attack ads during the breaks.

Our offense must have read all their clippings.

What just happened? Why is their offense punting?

Underrated wheels on Burrow. Flexing all over those fools in the end zone.

Watching the cowboys absolutely throw up all over themselves. McCarthy is not a good coach anymore.

I just read a blurb in the Athletic about how the nfl team with the oldest starting defense is playing. And it was our defense, and we’re not playing well.

Not falling for this for one second.

Do you guys remember those pictures of the old days, where ladies would be at the beach in like this wool swimsuit that was like a baggy bodysuit type thing? Man those were the days.

You called it. That’s what Burrow meant. That’s what’s got to change.

Man, if we lose to the lowly Giants. I just don’t know what will happen. Actually, yes I do. Nothing. If I were a member of the Cincy press, first chance I get I’m asking Joe the following: “After last week you said something has to change. Has anything changed?”

Aaron Rogers strikes again! Dude is a malcontent diva. He got McCarthy fired in Green Bay (rightfully so, in my opinion). We’ll see what comes out in the offseason, but I’d be shocked if Rogers didn’t stab this dude in the back. He’ll say something like, “I’m immunized against responsibility for Robert’s firing.”

Mike Brown is serious. About this new gross profit margin number that Quickbooks is spitting out. This can’t be right can it? Get the Quickbooks support guy on the phone. It’s complementary for 2 years, it’s half the reason we did the whole cloud migration thing.

Just looked at our schedule. Coming up we have Giants, Browns, Eagles, Raiders, Ravens. We could run the table on those 5, we end up 6-4 as we head out west to play the Chargers. There is hope.

Depression sets in.

100% agree. Mike seems to think there is some sort of honor and integrity in managing your cap in the most transparent and straightforward way possible. The game has moved on. Other teams re-do deals to manage the cap hit. They engage in all sorts of contractual gymnastics to field the best team while complying with the spending controls. You know what? It’s a lot of work. Mike and company are not up to it. The Brown family really should sell the team. They have a multi billion dollar fortune all tied up in one asset. It is truly insane. Sell it, invest it across many sectors and thousands of businesses, and you are not at such great risk. It is kind of sad. Mike desperately wanted to win a Super Bowl. His own stubborn, intractable, nature will ultimately prevent him from doing so. How appropriate that his legacy could be: finally got one of the best QBs in the game, 1970s style roster management still keeps the team in also ran status.

For those of us that are Buckeye fans: Harken back to the 2022 bowl game against Georgia. Winner goes to the nati and likely wins. We’re down 1, a minute or so left. We’re chunking down the field. We get to the outer limit of our guys range, and fucking idiot Ryan Day quits, calls 3 time killing runs, and our guy misses a 50 yarder. Yes, our genius was literally playing for a 50 yarder. Today felt just like that. Taylor feels like Day.