2026 Off-season notes

[ArmyBengal]

And here comes rookie pool pissing all up in my Wheaties.

I mean let the fans feel a little excited about the what if's and what could be's before kicking them in the balls.

What about a Jordyn Brooks trade to help the linebacking corps with an all-pro player?
What about an extension for DJ Turner to reduce the stress of contract negotiations in the future?
What about adding Alvin Kamara to the RB room regardless of liking Chase Brown?

FUCK NO, you will get injury contingencies and taxi squad chatter and you will like it.
BICKETY BAM right to the dick tits.

[Stripes]

I am still hopeful they'll do something with that money beyond the most mundane, ordinary crap. The assumption that they're only concerned with in-season expenses and roll-over cap is reliant upon them being the same franchise that would never trade #10 for Dexter Lawrence or restructure the QB in the first place.

You're either all in or you're not, Bengals. You can't do an Andrew Cuomo and try to weasel around both sides of every move.

[ArmyBengal]

Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion…

https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president

Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on.