COB Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 19 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion… https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on. “I’m back for another year, ‘bout year two gazillion, but nobody givin’ me a new title.” - Mike’s Golf Cart Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 16 Author Report Posted June 16 3 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: That dude has some serious gambling issues and bet on his own team as well. Hey it worked out (more or less) for Pete! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 16 Report Posted June 16 38 minutes ago, HoosierCat said: Hey it worked out (more or less) for Pete! Well, if Sorsby turns out to be the Pete Rose of QB's, that would be surprising. Wish him luck in his path and should the Bengals decide that is with us, I will root accordingly. 1 Quote
Prophecy Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 On 6/15/2026 at 4:11 PM, ArmyBengal said: Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion… https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on. Why hire qualified, experieced NFL people, when you can promote 2 of your granddaughters to Vice President? (they also promoted Caroline Blackburn because hey, cant just give Elizabeth a "promotion") So, by my count, that's 4 Vice Presidents, an Executive Vice President, and President who have never played football, coached football, or had any experience working for any other NFL Franchise. BRILLIANT !!! 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 17 Author Report Posted June 17 Club Zac is back! Saying that the players snd coaches have accomplished everything they wanted to accomplish in the off-season, Taylor today cancelled the rest of minicamp (which began yesterday and was scheduled to end tomorrow). I guess they can all get a jump on 4th of July festivities! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 I mean what could there possibly be to work on ?? We're not soft... you're soft. Jesus... 1 Quote
Stripes Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 Tampa Bay should get about 1.5 points from Vegas for that. 1 Quote
COB Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 They need time off to read all the articles describing how great they’re going to be this year. Just saw one - headline: “Joe Burrow Has Flahbacks to LSU’s 2019 Juggernaut With 2026 Bengals.” Is that good when you tell teams how great they’re are before they even play? I’m being glib. It is not good. 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 17 Report Posted June 17 Wonder how many days they got off during that national championship season at LSU because they had everything they needed ?? I’m going to take a guess and say ZERO. While getting time off may be something seen around the league more often, I could provide a list of things that could be done during those two days which may prove helpful. Remind me how many teams win the Super Bowl each year ??? Quote
Stripes Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 I think Joe’s trying to light the fire under his teammates’ and coaches’ asses. Taking two days off certainly isn’t consistent with that message though. Do you want it or not, Zac? Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 18 Author Report Posted June 18 On the plus side it’s two fewer days they have to eat the reportedly horrible Bengals cafeteria food… Quote
Prophecy Posted June 18 Report Posted June 18 Shit, might as well cut training camp in half too? This is the same Coach who has a career record of 3-11 in Weeks 1 and 2. He CLEARLY knows how to get a team prepared. Dont worry guys. Quote
COB Posted June 20 Report Posted June 20 In a store, seriously considering shoplifting a bunch of shit out of here. Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 20 Author Report Posted June 20 3 hours ago, COB said: In a store, seriously considering shoplifting a bunch of shit out of here. Go for it. Would join you but I’ve been stuck on this boat for like 45 minutes… 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 A happy Father’s Day to you dads on the board !! Quote
COB Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Just had lunch with my two daughters, enjoyed it so much. Quote
COB Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Happy Father’s Day to all, we probably only have fathers in here. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 Spent the day with my wife and boys. Pretty much happy. Quote
TJJackson Posted June 21 Report Posted June 21 3 hours ago, COB said: Just had lunch with my two daughters, enjoyed it so much. How many orders of potato cakes? Quote
COB Posted June 22 Report Posted June 22 18 hours ago, TJJackson said: How many orders of potato cakes? There actually were potatoes in the hash I ordered (brunch menu). 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 22 Author Report Posted June 22 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…so bored (kicks back of seat several times, whines at Army, “Are we there yet? Is this stupid off-season over yet?”). C’mon Bengals, step it up! No one has punched a woman or gotten a DUI or bitched about their contract in FOREVER. So…freakin…borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred. Quote
COB Posted June 22 Report Posted June 22 This off season truly is dull. I went to visit my mother at her assisted-living facility yesterday. When I was leaving the same old guy, who is always there, was sitting at the nurses station. And as always, he mean, mugged me like he’s a menace to society or something. Dude’s probably in his 90s. He’s done it to me pretty much every time I’ve walked through there. He probably has dementia. He has sort of that vacant look and he never ever speaks to anyone. I’m 99% sure he has dementia. Nonetheless, I mean, don’t fuck with me. So when I was leaving, I just blatantly locked eyes with him. I walked the 7 or 8 steps right towards him and he finally averted his gaze when I was just a few feet away. Make of that what you will. I don’t know what it says about me, but yes, I backed down a 95-year-old dementia patient in my mother’s assisted living facility. I will answer the obvious question before anyone even asks it. No, he was not in a wheelchair. He does use a walker though. 2 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 COB I can totally relate. My divorced mother and father in law are in the same nursing facility. It's hilarious watching these two go back and forth with each other when they are around each other. That being said, some of the old ladies in that joint are next level with how they approach men. Just when I thought it was only a "Dirty Old Man" thing that happened, you hear these raunchy old women that say and do the same thing if not worse. Even offering candy and handmade items in exchange for favors. It's a shame I don't like Three Musketeers and scarfs or I might break some hips in that joint. 2 Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 24 Author Report Posted June 24 Let the record show that this thread has now reached the “nursing home nookie” level. Looking down, I believe the next stop is Avernus (the first layer of the nine hells). Prepare to abandon all hope… 1 Quote
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