HoosierCat Posted May 10 Author Report Posted May 10 TJ, this headline is for you! https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/bengals-president-mike-brown-still-111500816.html Quote
TJJackson Posted May 10 Report Posted May 10 Hoosier, it gets better I opened bengals.com today to see this "Bengals President Mike Brown is" the rest was cut off ... ... My mouth hung wide, then clamped shut quickly, suppressing a shriek of delight...... then I scrolled down 1 Quote
TJJackson Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 bastid maybe Army can get him on the hookers and blow (tm) plan so he dies off quicker 1 Quote
COB Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 “Bengals president Mike Brown is..” 1. “on life support, and a retired army medic who works for the VA has been seen lurking around the plug.” 2. “confirmed to be the father of both Diana Russini’s children.” 3. “suing the Cleveland Clinic after he discovered he is the unwitting subject of a million dollar clandestine medical study entitled: ‘Holy Shit, Did You See These Fucking Liver Spots?’” 2 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 Through my life I’ve been called many things, but even I have my limits… Also, the Hookers and Blow plan is thought to be therapeutic in nature so I don’t think that’s the best course of action. Might I suggest an alternative approach and try the Horse Show and Fentanyl plan? Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 11 Author Report Posted May 11 Schedule chatter heating up. One of the more accurate projectors predicts week 2’s Thursday game will be Bengals @ Texans. https://stripehype.com/cincinnati-bengals-2026-schedule-release-date-rumors-leaks-opponents-more Quote
Stripes Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 6 hours ago, HoosierCat said: Schedule chatter heating up. One of the more accurate projectors predicts week 2’s Thursday game will be Bengals @ Texans. https://stripehype.com/cincinnati-bengals-2026-schedule-release-date-rumors-leaks-opponents-more If so, that’s the easiest L I’ve ever seen. Zac Taylor in September, road Thursday game, against an elite defense Quote
ArmyBengal Posted May 11 Report Posted May 11 42 minutes ago, Stripes said: If so, that’s the easiest L I’ve ever seen. Zac Taylor in September, road Thursday game, against an elite defense Knowing this team can't start fast to save their own lives. No matter who they play, I expect that trend to continue. It's mental and it's real. Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 12 Author Report Posted May 12 I don’t expect the slow start to be an issue this year. I do expect the defense to look a bit of a mess early on. Lots of new blood means guys missing assignments and lining up wrong, but that will work itself out over the first few games. Enthusiasm and effort, by contrast, should be sky-high. On offense, well, if you believe all the rumors about Burrow agitating behind the scenes for major changes (and I suspect there’s some truth there) then the FO has delivered. No one can accuse them of a lack of spending or bold moves. So now it’s on our alleged franchise QB to get off the catwalk, put away the piano, wash the gel out of his hair and swap Met galas and fancy horse races for reps and film study. And so far I think things are moving in that direction. We’ll see how it goes. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 Oh I think it's in Burrow's head and he himself has alluded to that. This may not be the popular take and I have no proof, but I think the only way he works through what he has said is happening with him in those early games is to be more prepared. To your point Hoosier, he's a man of many different tastes and interests. I have no issue with any of that stuff, minus another one of our QB's sponsoring an item with them stuffing a huge wiener in their mouth. I just hope he's taking enough time to do the things which need to be done in order to work through those mental hurdles. If they start cold again, I'm putting it on Burrow. Again, may not be a popular take. 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 12 Author Report Posted May 12 Go Long…er! That’s a classic. Yes, Burrow should definitely skip the John Morrel endorsements. Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 12 Author Report Posted May 12 Another data point: most of the defense, including Dex and all the new FAs, has 100% attendance at the voluntaries. https://www.wlwt.com/article/zac-taylor-shocked-by-dexter-lawrences-offseason-approach/71284369 Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 12 Author Report Posted May 12 Reports out Bengals play Atlanta in Madrid week 9 Quote
glasgowbengal Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 Bengals confirmed to be playing the Falcons in Madrid on November 8th. Saves me a trip to Cincinnati this year and, no offence, Madrid is a wee bit more of an interesting location 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 A “Wee bit more” ?? Understatement of the century !! LOL 1 Quote
glasgowbengal Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 22 minutes ago, ArmyBengal said: A “Wee bit more” ?? Understatement of the century !! LOL I was trying to be kind! Quote
Stripes Posted May 12 Report Posted May 12 6 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: Oh I think it's in Burrow's head and he himself has alluded to that. This may not be the popular take and I have no proof, but I think the only way he works through what he has said is happening with him in those early games is to be more prepared. To your point Hoosier, he's a man of many different tastes and interests. I have no issue with any of that stuff, minus another one of our QB's sponsoring an item with them stuffing a huge wiener in their mouth. I just hope he's taking enough time to do the things which need to be done in order to work through those mental hurdles. If they start cold again, I'm putting it on Burrow. Again, may not be a popular take. The Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic is a time-honored tradition among cornhole enthusiasts. I know I look forward to sliding my sacks down the wood toward that cornhole. 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 13 Author Report Posted May 13 3 hours ago, glasgowbengal said: Bengals confirmed to be playing the Falcons in Madrid on November 8th. Likely they get a bye the following week, which would be perfect timing. Quote
TJJackson Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 If you like Whataburger, you need to move several hundred miles to the south :-) The fast food I really miss for Cincinnati is Hardees......most especially the breakfast biscuits. related aside: I also found a better version of Arbys in Missouri/KC area called Lions Choice Quote
ArmyBengal Posted May 13 Report Posted May 13 I have been amused for quite some time that of all the American fast food burger joints there are to choose from, one of the ones you can find in Madrid is a Steak and Shake. Whenever traveling over that way, the last thing I want is American food. Glasgow... you did well in being kind. All the things to see, the culture, the food, just everything. I love Madrid and would absolutely consider going. However, right now I have other travel plans and not sure if things will open up. I'm hopeful, but realistic. Sort of like being a Bengals fan... Quote
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