Press Conference (in my head)
MEDIA: Your 3 biggest competitors in the AFC, Bills, Jags, and Chiefs all got better today, yet you didn't make any moves?
DUKE: We're Good
MEDIA: Did having a Front Office full of Nepo Babies who don't know anything about football have any bearing on the rescinded trade today?
DUKE: Huh?
MEDIA: If you would have actual Football people in the front office, they would have known that you would lose a 3rd rd compensatory pick with that trade, but instead, you heard it from a guy on Social Media?
DUKE: We knew, we were just testing the media to see if they knew.
F*cking Idiots! Hire actual Football people, not your Daughter, her husband, their 2 daughters, etc
YOU'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE LEAGUE