ArmyBengal Posted Monday at 05:22 PM Report Posted Monday at 05:22 PM And here comes rookie pool pissing all up in my Wheaties. I mean let the fans feel a little excited about the what if's and what could be's before kicking them in the balls. What about a Jordyn Brooks trade to help the linebacking corps with an all-pro player? What about an extension for DJ Turner to reduce the stress of contract negotiations in the future? What about adding Alvin Kamara to the RB room regardless of liking Chase Brown? FUCK NO, you will get injury contingencies and taxi squad chatter and you will like it. BICKETY BAM right to the dick tits. 1 Quote
Stripes Posted Monday at 06:57 PM Report Posted Monday at 06:57 PM I am still hopeful they'll do something with that money beyond the most mundane, ordinary crap. The assumption that they're only concerned with in-season expenses and roll-over cap is reliant upon them being the same franchise that would never trade #10 for Dexter Lawrence or restructure the QB in the first place. You're either all in or you're not, Bengals. You can't do an Andrew Cuomo and try to weasel around both sides of every move. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Monday at 11:11 PM Report Posted Monday at 11:11 PM Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion… https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on. Quote
HoosierCat Posted Tuesday at 02:02 PM Author Report Posted Tuesday at 02:02 PM So, about that “long-term backup QB who might be a starter if Burrow keeps having injury issues” we were contemplating before the draft… https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49074711/2026-nfl-supplemental-draft-brendan-sorsby-quarterback-gambling-eligibility Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Tuesday at 03:45 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 03:45 PM 1 hour ago, HoosierCat said: So, about that “long-term backup QB who might be a starter if Burrow keeps having injury issues” we were contemplating before the draft… https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49074711/2026-nfl-supplemental-draft-brendan-sorsby-quarterback-gambling-eligibility That dude has some serious gambling issues and bet on his own team as well. I don't wish him ill or anything and he may be a really good QB, but I'd rather pass on the headache. Not to mention next year's draft has a lot of talent. Don't want to give up a pick there really. Quote
COB Posted Tuesday at 06:26 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 06:26 PM 19 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion… https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on. “I’m back for another year, ‘bout year two gazillion, but nobody givin’ me a new title.” - Mike’s Golf Cart Quote
HoosierCat Posted Tuesday at 06:49 PM Author Report Posted Tuesday at 06:49 PM 3 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: That dude has some serious gambling issues and bet on his own team as well. Hey it worked out (more or less) for Pete! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Tuesday at 07:28 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 07:28 PM 38 minutes ago, HoosierCat said: Hey it worked out (more or less) for Pete! Well, if Sorsby turns out to be the Pete Rose of QB's, that would be surprising. Wish him luck in his path and should the Bengals decide that is with us, I will root accordingly. 1 Quote
Prophecy Posted Wednesday at 12:42 AM Report Posted Wednesday at 12:42 AM On 6/15/2026 at 4:11 PM, ArmyBengal said: Oh shit there’s a new Vice President of the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh wait, it’s just a family promotion… https://www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-bengals-news/193237/elizabeth-blackburn-promoted-vice-president Maybe that’s what they are spending the extra cap savings on. Why hire qualified, experieced NFL people, when you can promote 2 of your granddaughters to Vice President? (they also promoted Caroline Blackburn because hey, cant just give Elizabeth a "promotion") So, by my count, that's 4 Vice Presidents, an Executive Vice President, and President who have never played football, coached football, or had any experience working for any other NFL Franchise. BRILLIANT !!! 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted Wednesday at 04:05 PM Author Report Posted Wednesday at 04:05 PM Club Zac is back! Saying that the players snd coaches have accomplished everything they wanted to accomplish in the off-season, Taylor today cancelled the rest of minicamp (which began yesterday and was scheduled to end tomorrow). I guess they can all get a jump on 4th of July festivities! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Wednesday at 04:39 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:39 PM I mean what could there possibly be to work on ?? We're not soft... you're soft. Jesus... 1 Quote
Stripes Posted Wednesday at 08:37 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 08:37 PM Tampa Bay should get about 1.5 points from Vegas for that. 1 Quote
COB Posted Wednesday at 08:37 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 08:37 PM They need time off to read all the articles describing how great they’re going to be this year. Just saw one - headline: “Joe Burrow Has Flahbacks to LSU’s 2019 Juggernaut With 2026 Bengals.” Is that good when you tell teams how great they’re are before they even play? I’m being glib. It is not good. 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Wednesday at 10:11 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 10:11 PM Wonder how many days they got off during that national championship season at LSU because they had everything they needed ?? I’m going to take a guess and say ZERO. While getting time off may be something seen around the league more often, I could provide a list of things that could be done during those two days which may prove helpful. Remind me how many teams win the Super Bowl each year ??? Quote
Stripes Posted Thursday at 02:50 AM Report Posted Thursday at 02:50 AM I think Joe’s trying to light the fire under his teammates’ and coaches’ asses. Taking two days off certainly isn’t consistent with that message though. Do you want it or not, Zac? Quote
HoosierCat Posted Thursday at 03:06 AM Author Report Posted Thursday at 03:06 AM On the plus side it’s two fewer days they have to eat the reportedly horrible Bengals cafeteria food… Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Thursday at 03:25 AM Report Posted Thursday at 03:25 AM Must have been running short on Gatorade. Quote
Prophecy Posted Thursday at 04:42 PM Report Posted Thursday at 04:42 PM Shit, might as well cut training camp in half too? This is the same Coach who has a career record of 3-11 in Weeks 1 and 2. He CLEARLY knows how to get a team prepared. Dont worry guys. Quote
COB Posted 17 hours ago Report Posted 17 hours ago In a store, seriously considering shoplifting a bunch of shit out of here. Quote
HoosierCat Posted 14 hours ago Author Report Posted 14 hours ago 3 hours ago, COB said: In a store, seriously considering shoplifting a bunch of shit out of here. Go for it. Would join you but I’ve been stuck on this boat for like 45 minutes… Quote
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