Week 15: Ravens @ Bengals

[HoosierCat]

I know they’re not tanking but it sure looks like they’re tanking.

[Prophecy]

You keep letting your QB get hit, bad things happen. 

[Prophecy]

Caleb Downs sweepstakes still possible!!!

[Stripes]

One of the worst throws of Joe's career.

Get us to the offseason before everyone is broken forever.

[Stripes]

Go kick a useless FG just to ruin the shutout.

[COB]

This shit doesn’t look like a one-offseason fix. 

[volcom69]

Ok just got home from work and I’m glad I just don’t care anymore, but man Burrow looked like his foot slipped from under him or something there geez

[glasgowbengal]

Lovely soft toss by Burrow.

He’s played like shit since his little hissy fit in the week.

Get Flacco in 

[Stripes]

Just now, COB said:

This shit doesn’t look like a one-offseason fix. 

I think it could be with the massive breaths of fresh air that'd come from:

FIRE EVERYONE

But they won't. So it won't.

[Stripes]

Still running the ball. Even Zac quit.

[ArmyBengal]

Called that one Stripes.

Woke up to a 24-0 drubbing and a massive pick 6.

Going back to sleep.

[Stripes]

That should secure the shutout. Truly abysmal.

[Prophecy]

How many more seasons missing the playoffs will it take to fire Zac Taylor?

3 and counting...

[volcom69]

So at this point it’s time Bengals time for a change, and if anything points to that it should be this game. Not saying guys don’t care, but from what I’ve been seeing here and there guys are just dropping way to many passes, and bengals pretty much beating themselves. 

I’ll be curious to see Burrows mood this weak, cant imagine he is having much fun out there lol.  Please make changes do something 

[Stripes]

If the dead cat splats instead of bounces, perhaps the front office will do something. Anything.

[volcom69]

1 minute ago, Stripes said:

That should secure the shutout. Truly abysmal.

Well an offense like this should not get shutout Higgins or not, time for a change 

[Prophecy]

Cant wait for the draft, where instead of fixing one of the many glaring positional needs, they just draft another DE.

[Saintsfan1]

Firing Taylor won't get the media heads believing in the Bengals. I sure don't want to endure another off-season of Lamar propping but that's probably what's going to happen. 

[COB]

Wasting elite offensive talent dead in the middle of their primes.  Mike knows best you plebes.

[Prophecy]

Really doesnt matter if they fire Zac Taylor or not. They won't bring in anybody good. Bengals would rather cheap out and pay a Coach like Taylor $4.5m a year. They would never pay somebody a salary like Harbaugh, Payton, Vrabel, Reid, McVay, Tomlin, Siriani etc who make $14m-$20m.

Fun Fact: 54 NCAA Head Coaches make more than Taylor. 

Bengals wont even pay their Head Coach a college coaches salary. What a f'n joke

[TJJackson]

took a nap

woke up at about 3

turned on radio

Burrow threw the pick six

turned off radio

extended naptime

[TJJackson]

Holy shiznit

Murphy with 2 sacks?

small silver lining but maybe just maybe he's becoming a solid DE

[ArmyBengal]

22 minutes ago, TJJackson said:

Holy shiznit

Murphy with 2 sacks?

small silver lining but maybe just maybe he's becoming a solid DE

Maybe next year on top of no more Apple Jacks, he might consider reducing ice cream sandwiches as well. The exponential impact is just unfarhomable.

[TJJackson]

Im not nominating him for the pro bowl, Army, but he might be turning into a solid DE right now

and we could use a solid DE :-) with Hendrickson on IR with a surgically repaired vagina

I am willing to buy him a box of bran flakes.  Aldi brand.

[AMPHAR]

On 12/12/2025 at 4:09 PM, COB said:

Our “under performing” offense is the problem? 
 

Ok.

Please write a couple more paragraphs explaining to all these “message board fans” why we should replay last off-season’s dysfunctional shit show by tagging Hendrickson again.  Your last go at it didn’t quite convince me.

Is Joe Borrow allowed to score points?