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Ok 3 punts so far, this 4th offensive series is where Andy gets it going.

Then sacked. They have to block better than that if they want Andy to succeed.

come on Andy, right here. Time to answer.

Just checked the Ravens website. Do they have a team chaplain? No, no they do not.

Andy when I said Vincent Van Gogh I meant without the insanity and self-mutilation. Like a young, healthy, Vincent Van Gogh.

Andy, a little off topic, but has anyone ever told you that you are pretty much morphing into a modern day version of Vincent Van Gogh?

Come on Andy, Mike Brown was really good to you.

Andy, remember when the tube would throw up a graphic showing how similar your first five season were to Peyton Manning’s first five seasons? Remember that? That’s the kind of player who would go out tonight and throw a shitload of touchdowns and beat the Ravens. That’s you brother.

Andy, for real, I found this on my encrypted messaging app this morning: ”Cob, please pass this on to Andy, I straight up don’t like the Ravens. Signed, God” ”PS - tell Andy to get WhatsApp so I can communicate directly with him.”

Did you hear that Andy? Mem’s fantasy team needs you. Go get ‘em!

One, two, three, Playmakers!

Andy, your beard makes you look even more like a quarterback for Christ, which you definitely are. There are a lot of fucking satanists on the Ravens, that’s a known fact. Do your thing brother.

We need to change Andy’s prime time mojo and here is our chance to do it. Just post stuff to encourage Andy.

We need Andy tonight. The Ravens are the biggest threat in our division. We need the Saints to have fun and play together. This would be a significant development for us. Go Saints!!

You know it’s funny you posted that, I watched the nfl highlight show and one of Allen’s passes he threw very strangely, basiclky looked like his arm hurt. I wonder if he’s been playing through something.

Well, tonight we get Andy in a national game in prime time, and it’s a game we really want him to win. Come on Andy Dalton! Gonna reverse the trend tonight! Andy’s gonna eat at Arby’s drive through tonight!!

Kind of holding my breath to hear the Dax Hill and Chris Evans injury reports.

Hopefully Chris Evans and Dax Hill aren’t too badly injured. Both will get the extr week to heal up. Would be nice to get them back then at some point Chase.

Good showing. Great to see the run game revived. The other guy always has something to do with it, and I’d say the Panthers aren’t exactly laying it all on the line for this interim coach. In other games Mixon was having to cut or jump over guys as soon as he got the ball. Today he had a full head of steam into the second level before the Panthers touched him. Great showing by our maligned o-line.

If Elon Musk buys this place I’m not paying eight bucks a month for my old picture of Vijay with a pink blob beside it. Sorry Elon, not happening.

Too late I’m spamming the living shit out of him.

Holy shit, Mississippi gave over $5 million in welfare money pro wrestler Ted DiBiase and his family to conduct welfare enrichment programs or whatever buzzwords the article used. One of the sons already plead guilty, they’re trying to seize the other son’s house. Mississippi does not fool around when they decide to find a ridiculous and freakish way to misappropriate federal money. “Saw this feller on the video scope last night, had a big giant dollar sign on his necklace, called himself the million dollar man. Obviously he knows all about money so we’re giving him five million dollars.”

Seem Bezos lately? Apparently Amazon delivers HGH in large quantities. Looks really strange.

Unless our team bus falls off a bridge, hard to envision the bengals losing this game. They’ll probably cover, I’m betting it.

Just looked it up, AT&T pays 17-19 million a year for naming rights to Jerra’s place.