COB

Hendrickson supposedly back for the playoffs. I still have not seen any predictions on Boyd.

If you watched any of the Succaneers game today, you have to be feeling confident. Their O-line isn’t good, and their old washed-up qb was missing easy throws. We should have a great chance in that game.

DJ Reader is like a supernatural Cape Buffalo. Dude just bullies full sized NFL linemen.

Just jumping in here to say this is the worst officiating crew the nfl can put out there.

Chubb is a punisher. Bengals need to solve the Garrett/Chubb riddle. Browns’ best players show up against us with a vengeance. Now we have to add Watson’s mobility/QB runs into this equation. There is a lot of injustice in the world.

You could have written last night instead of four years ago. Mayfield turned that whole Cleveland franchise around. His intensity and win at all costs ethos did so much for that franchise. Then he slips one season because he played hurt and they shoved him out the door. Much respect to that guy for going to LA with almost no time to learn the offense and gets enough done to win a game. The Browns suck, their owner is a truck stop fuckface who doesn’t know shit about football. I hope Watson falls on his face and they wander the wilderness for ten more years looking for a quarterback.

Was Tee Higgins dealing with a hamstring earlier? I don’t remember this injury, we don’t need this to R1 2.0.

Damn, Pratt warned Kelce earlier in the game. “You better get down, you better get down!”

Zing!!

Ok, “Membengal.”

His teammates in college called him Optimus Perine. Dude was an absolute beast in college.

No, they just have their crappy curly fries. Potato cakes were my absolute go to. Fucking ridiculous decisions being made by Arby’s these days.

If you still have Rax in your brain, move some cobwebs aside and try to recall Jax. They were exactly like Rax but with a different (similar) name. Jax was before Rax, they sold themselves and became Rax. But not all of them, because I remember some Jax that were going strong while Rax was in existence. When I was a kid there was this old lady on the radio before school. Her show was called “I Remember, I Remember.” She would read her writings for about ten minutes every morning. This was in the 60s, and she had to be like 90. She’d go, “Father would pick some pussy willow branches for the table while momma churned butter,” shit like that. I bring that old lady up because I’m turning into her.

Just an odd little factoid I just read: Stetson Bennett is up for the Heisman this year. Lamar Jackson won the Heisman back in 2016. Lamar and Stetson Bennett were born in the same year.

Mike Brown thoughts: “Boil in a bag, you say? By god, that’s what TJ’s granny and I sometimes called it! Wonder how the old gal’s doing? I’ll look her up on my hand computer!” /fumbles with iPhone 7 his granddaughter gave him 8 years ago, drops iPhone, tries to find iPhone, takes impromptu nap on the floor in 65 year old cardigan sweater from Shillito’s/

Your dad sounds like my kind of guy. Limited kitchen skills but still getting it done. Speaking of limited skills, is Mike still around anywhere? We just cut our 2021 4th round pick. Can Mike possibly be aware of this? By god, 4th round picks are kept on the roster for the duration of their rookie contract! /adjusts sock garters, groans from effort to adjust sock garters/

Because sadly, it was a Cheesecake Factory parking lot. https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/

Yes prior to arrival, these things change quickly. If you memorize it now a surly teenager at the drive through will get the drop on you and you don’t have the make up speed to recover. Sorry TJ, you just don’t anymore.

For using a high end, fine cuisine phrase to describe a cooking technique that takes place in a shithole deep fryer and microwave “kitchen” in the heart of appalachian darkness (Licking County), you are hereby sentenced to go to the Heath Arby’s drive thru and try to order a corned beef ‘n cheese slider, potato cakes, and for good measure ask for a chalupa. If you survive, report back here for rehabilitation of your destroyed ego.

Ok that’ll be fitting but be prepared for some extreme condescension from the teenagers working the drive thru. And for your own good please memorize Arby’s current menu in its entirety. You’ll still be drenched in teenager contempt and disdain by the time you drive away, but you’ll get what you ordered. Also, they built a new car wash in Heath right beside the Arby’s, so get your car washed for eight bucks while you hammer down your ten thousand grams of Arby’s sodium.

Hayden Hurst’s injury could be multiple weeks. They’re just backfilling depth at the TE position. The main thing they saw in Hudson was TE after his name (plus nfl game experience).

UC’s AD supposedly didn’t want to hire anyone without head coach experience. Too bad, Brian Hartline is a recruiting wizard with OSU and is getting HC interviews. Should have grabbed him.

Not happening no matter what. Further afc north news: Los Angeles area Olive Garden restaurants, particularly those in strip mall parking lots have been advised: Be On Lookout for The Olive Garden Parking Lot Cowboy. Pay close attention to vehicles parked late at night near the dumpster. Baker headed to the Rams and he’s known to be a hopeless romantic, particularly when parked near a fryer grease collection barrel.

Question : Justin Reid said he’d lock guys down but failed. Chase taunted him with a two handed gesture, that I think was like a money type gesture. Can anyone explain the meaning of the taunt, or how it related to Reid and what he said before the game?

I’m sickened by that, by the end of that game.