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Minkah’s back, so is Watt. We still win.

No more war. Send Cher and Al Michaels to the Kremlin, they get Putin in a room and she sings Turn Back Time and Al says stuff like, “meanwhile second down and 4, they give it to Henry.” Peace on earth.

In the Turn Back Time video, Cher is on the USS Missouri straddling a 16 inch gun in a leather thong. It’s pretty scandalous.

Looks like Aaron Rodgers would like to Turn Back Time right about now. Heh.

I know we all have doubts. I mean, Jesus on the cross had doubts. But there is no more doubt. God is real. Playing If I Could Turn Back Time along with Amazon Prime’s Packers Titans broadcast featuring Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit proves it. There is a god.

I’ve got the packers vs titans game on at the same time. Combining Al Michaels voice as he slobbers on about Lambeau Field, and Cher as she belts out “If I could reach the stars, I’d give them all to you”, well, I don’t know how to describe it. It’s like a natural duet made in heaven. It’s just beautiful. Their melodic voices working together, the music, the soaring harmonies, the State Farm ad where Patrick Mahomes drops those hedge apple things into the whirlpool tub, it all works together seamlessly like God himself made the prime video broadcast of packers titans AND Cher’s Turn Back Time music video so that together, once someone in Licking County, Ohio, played them together, they would combine to be the auditory version of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling.

I’ve watched a continuous loop of Cher’s “Turn Back Time” music video for the last 31 hours. Could be a world record but I’m going to need one of you guys to call Guinness to find out because I’m still watching Turn Back Time (in case it’s not a record yet).

Saints announcement today: we’re having fun and playing together. Winston is not well, sticking with Andy!

Didn’t watch the vid, but you say JaMarr Chase isn’t coming back until December? You’re right, the Super Bowl is out but maybe we can get a wild card spot and play spoiler a little bit.

Holy shit Josh Allen.

Good I’ll check it out.

Ok Saints fans, enjoying this? Try another 3 or 4 seasons of it then talk to us.

The Bills just had a short yardage 3rd down. The announcer goes the Bills put in their heavy package, an extra lineman, Bobby Hart, comes in. WTF.

That game bored me. Tried watching it, but turned to bills vikes, much better game.

They could do it somehow. Ohio Stadium is in a low spot and it is drained by a system underneath. My understanding was a very high water table plus the Olentangy river running right beside it resulted in flooding. The players, really ex players, who were talking about it were specifically asking for a standardized, uniform, surface in all 32 stadiums. And they wanted grass. I don’t know how you could do that in ford field. Minnesota is indoors as are some others. Too late to put in the giant tray ala Arizona and, I think, Vegas.

Have you guys been reading all this commotion about a certain type of turf being horrible for players? Paycor has it. Guys are pounding the table for grass. If they go to grass they can bring back the jumping tiger logo and paint it on the middle of the field. Bring back grass!

If you tried to collect horrible centers, if you did it on purpose, you still might not match the Bengals ineptitude through the years. Guys who would barely have been depth elsewhere? Multi year starters for us. I don’t need to name names.

It’s not a slow day, we’re all just still reeling from the Andy Dalton Encouragement thread not working.

They changed the rule after that play. They also changed the rule on high blindside blocks after Rivers jaw got broken by the Steelers forever cheap shotting receiver.

I hope god’s not listening to all you guys dis Andy.

Just looked at Andy’s stats. Not great but far from his usual prime time implosion. Just got beat.

I turned it off at halftime. It’s like if you’ve seen a disaster movie a dozen times, you don’t need to watch the whole thing again to know how it ends.

Three cracks at the end zone. Only one good route but Andy blew it.

Vincent Van Dalton painting his masterpiece here with seconds left in the first half!

Andy Dalton QB sneak! First down!