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Any idea the reason behind leaving him off? I think we’re all assuming he didn’t show up for practice or something, and we’re probably right. I’m wondering if, through any channels, the word is out on what it was.

I can tell you where not to go - Shitsburgh.

What a merciless beat down. That freshman receiver for the buckeyes is on another level. Good year for Oregon, Ohio State is just heating up at the right time. If we as a country can take a break from getting blown to pieces by Isis just long enough to let the Sugar Bowl get played, we’ll see where Georgia is at. They got beat by Tennessee earlier this year, but I don’t think we’ll see that exact Georgia again. Their quarterback is out, so depth guy will give it a go. I like our chances against Texas (inconsistent offense) and Georgia (injured).

Totally pumped for this buckeye game tonight. off topic - I’m really starting to feel genuinely sorry for Carl the broker who just keeps getting outwitted by Charles Schwab.

I feel the following will happen in the off season - Burrow will offer to alter his contract (ie Brady at NE) in order to help sign Tee and Chase. Whether Mike and company will agree to that, I do not know. That technique didn’t happen much in 1970 so Mike won’t be familiar with it, and subsequently will hate it.

Burrow is shit talking the front office like the fucking boss that he is. “Whenever a great player leaves, you wish you could have found a way to keep them,” Burrow said. “You don’t want to make a living out of letting great players leave the building. I think that’s why you’ve got to do everything you can to get those deals done early.”

Kelce has slowed noticeably. Tight end might be one of the most damaging positions in the nfl. They’re kind of like safeties. A lot of grinding type contact and also some high speed impact stuff thrown in. Even Gronk just got tired of being hurt all the time and bailed. Eifert was the same, constantly dinged up.

“It’s hard to build a team around your stars if you don’t identify ascending players and take some risks to get them signed earlier,” one exec said.

What’s holding the Bengals back? https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6026641/2024/12/30/joe-burrow-bengals-zac-taylor-defense/?source=user_shared_article

Struggling Houston or red hot Baltimore. East choice, go ahead and tank, useless Pittsburgh Steelers.

Among all the truly stupid chapters authored by truck stop heir Jimmy Haslam, this really, truly, is the greatest. It’s so monumentally moronic. Stranger than fiction.

Press Release: We are watching this Browns/Dolphins game and we want it understood that we have nothing to do with this. We are in no way involved. Signed, CTE Tau Proteins

Dear Myles Garrett, give me a quick phone call when you get a moment. Signed, Joe Thomas

New help wanted ad on the Browns website: ” Wanted: Psychiatrist to fill the role of team counselor for pro sports team. Extensive experience treating suicide ideation required.”

DTR won’t even look at the sidelines. It’s Bailey Zappe time! (At least it should be)

No they can’t! It’s 3rd and 27!

Great field position for the Browns! Can they take advantage?

Miami is 1 for 9 on third down. But that’s still good enough to have a 10 point lead over the Browns.

Jimmy Haslam is the worst owner in sports. Long live Jimmy Haslam.

Browns need a td and a FG. 4th on the 3. They don’t bother to get the points, they go for it all.

They wish. It pushed cap damage out but they’re still stuck with him for the ‘25 and the ‘26 season.

After the Browns restructured DeShaun Watson’s contract on Wednesday, assuring he’ll be on the roster two more years, Stefanski tripled his already high dosage of antidepressants. He’s a complete fucking zombie out there.

Browns just got robbed on a 4th down spot, but Stefanski doesn’t care enough to challenge.

Browns game day experience: Take your 12 years of age or younger child to the south pavilion where he or she can receive a face tattoo absolutely free of charge! Go Browns!

Browns are such a nice group they let some make-a- wish kid put on a uniform and play QB for them today. This kid will cherish this memory.