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This dude lets us cycle quality in and out, down after down. At the worst, he makes our existing guys better by giving them breaks, at best he plays to his athletic potential and wreaks havoc. Very noticeable: once again this team picks a certain kind of guy. Football committed, not much ego, decent human being. That formula works.

“He also tested like an elite athlete during the pre-draft process, finishing in the 97th percentile among defensive ends since 1987 according to RAS.Football.”

We needed more pressure on qbs, hopefully he’ll come through. I’m also very glad we didn’t end up with Joey porter’s kid. Nothing against the kid, but it would have been a big ask for us to all forget all the cheap shit his dad pulled all those years on the Steelers.

18 sacks in 3 seasons.

Would we take Joey Porter junior?

Holy shit if that’s Hendon Hooker’s mom on the left.

If this kid catches passes as well as he selects eyewear, we have nothing to worry about.

That little dude might be small enough to hide.

Model organization Ravens on the clock. I hope they fall on their face.

I read all about Forbes based on Kap’s prediction. Blown up, the whole thing is blown up!

Lap thinks they’ll take Emmanuel Forbes, corner from Mississippi State. (Assuming he’s available at 28) Lap is usually accurate on these draft predictions. Plugged in.

Before Consciousness even throws his first pass in a jets uniform, you know he’ll spew a bunch of new age bulllshit, launch a few passive/aggressive attacks on both his current and former receivers, and appear in public sporting the greasiest man bun you’ve ever seen.

Rodgers can shapeshift into the darkness. He’s one thing - consciousness.

Rodgers earned this season in the darkness.

Matt Miller on politics- “If you’re looking for one electoral component that needs an upgrade to get the Republicans back to the White House, it’s uneducated rural white voters.”

“If you're looking for one position that needs an upgrade to get the Bengals back to the Super Bowl, it's cornerback.” - Matt Miller I admit I don’t know Matt Miller, and I have no animosity towards Matt Miller. Matt Miller is a complete fucking dunce if he thinks CB is our biggest upgrade need. Left Tackle is our biggest upgrade need, and it’s not even close.

Collins is certainly playing the role of team guy, hard working contributor. WTF, last year he could/would barely even practice in preseason, now he’s claiming super human healing skills and says he could slap a brace on there and get after it! Straight bullshit. I don’t even understand why. He’s still got two years left on his deal. Maybe he’s trying to pre-empt getting released.

AJ McCarron just threw for 6 tds and 420 (blaze it) yards in one game and he still has that wife who is a complete piece of ass. Bring him in as our new QB2.

Great to see he’s motivated. But is it even realistic to try to play football 9 months after getting fully AMPed? (Torn Acl, Mcl, and Pcl). would love to see it, but that’s pretty optimistic.

Thanks I’ll check out Goodberry.

I clicked on “get tickets” at the bottom of the page you linked. It asked for an access code, I tried Lapham62 but that didn’t work. Any idea what you may have done differently to make it work?

TJ your 18 foot tall granny turns out to be an autobot, a transformer. She frequently transforms into her vehicle form - a Gold Star Chili food truck that goes to county fairs and little league tournaments in the tri-state area. And, no surprise, when Alita, Battle Angel, has her final confrontation (at a 32 team 10U tourney in Batavia), none other than Mike Brown is loitering around that food truck on his Rascal Freedom Power Chair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club). So, you know, it’s all starting to make sense.

Opening lines from “Then Who Will Feed the Crows?” - Alita, Battle Angel, was not in a mood for negotiation. ”I thought I finished you. But I see you are back for round two.” The old lady picked up a mid-sized sedan, probably a Kia, and threw it at Alita, Battle Angel, yelling “You leave my sweet grandson alone you prepubescent cyborg from hell!” Alita, Battle Angel, said, “He said I had googley eyes, sorry old lady, but your grandson is going to pay!” Alita, Battle Angel, deflected several thrown vehicles, and a pallet of bagged mulch the old lady pulled off a passing truck.” Damn, bitch, where did you get these superpowers?” The old lady rose to her full height of 18 feet, pounding her chest and unleashing a gruesome old lady howl. “My grandson is a good boy, I’ll teach you some manners you little mutant!”

For this insolence I will shapeshift into Alita, Battle Angel, and travel via Alita, Battle Angel protocol down there to Cincinnati and in your front yard I will do a public reading of my latest opus, “Then Who Will Feed the Crows?” You probably don’t even think that’s much of a threat, but my readings have been known to attract some questionable characters. Apologize now or it’s ABARTWWFTC (Alita, battle angel reads then who will feed the crows), and all the dregs who are likely to show up for it and will probably just hang around your neighborhood afterwards.

Pay cut coming, or he’s gone. Those are the only two options, and it has to happen before the draft so we know where we stand at RB.