COB

Come on Bengals. Pick a magic offensive tackle that can magically start from the 4th round. Pick a witch doctor who can heal La’el Collins’ knee ligaments.

Zac’s tenure is revealing in regards to Marvin’s tenure. Marvin turned the team around, and I seem to recall pundits saying he did it by changing the culture. I guess he did change the culture. But the complete lack of discipline cost guys their careers (Odell Thurman), cost us a lot of wins, and ultimately, in a very tangible way, cost Marvin his white whale, that elusive playoff win. The culture Zac installed has exposed Marvin’s rep as a culture builder to be false.

Dude you’re a wet blanket. We lost Jessie Bates and Vonn Bell, we had to reload that defensive backfield. Awuzie tore his ACL and is coming off surgery. O-line was addressed in FA with Orlando Brown. Right tackle we have our failed left tackle. He’s a complete stiff, true, but he already knows the offense, knows the other players, and if he knows what’s good for him he’ll play this whole season with his balls hanging out. This is it for him, it’s an audition for a second deal so he better put it all out there.

Sorry to see Jessie Bates and Vonn Bell leave, this front office does not wait around. They act.

Lou has taken over our draft. Dude’s getting it all. We signed Nick Scott, drafted Turner and Battle.

Too long saluting that dead soldier, make them forfeit the pick.

I hope the chiefs don’t get their pick in on time.

Saw him play a lot in college, love this pick. He can play.

2 years in a row the Seahawks take a running back in the 2nd round.

I haven’t seen one negative thing about this pick. True I have limited social media, but a lot of stuff was posted in here, all positive. This kid’s a good player, has all the physical attributes, and is by all accounts a dedicated hard worker. WTF. What else do you want.

This dude lets us cycle quality in and out, down after down. At the worst, he makes our existing guys better by giving them breaks, at best he plays to his athletic potential and wreaks havoc. Very noticeable: once again this team picks a certain kind of guy. Football committed, not much ego, decent human being. That formula works.

“He also tested like an elite athlete during the pre-draft process, finishing in the 97th percentile among defensive ends since 1987 according to RAS.Football.”

We needed more pressure on qbs, hopefully he’ll come through. I’m also very glad we didn’t end up with Joey porter’s kid. Nothing against the kid, but it would have been a big ask for us to all forget all the cheap shit his dad pulled all those years on the Steelers.

18 sacks in 3 seasons.

Would we take Joey Porter junior?

Holy shit if that’s Hendon Hooker’s mom on the left.

If this kid catches passes as well as he selects eyewear, we have nothing to worry about.

That little dude might be small enough to hide.

Model organization Ravens on the clock. I hope they fall on their face.

I read all about Forbes based on Kap’s prediction. Blown up, the whole thing is blown up!

Lap thinks they’ll take Emmanuel Forbes, corner from Mississippi State. (Assuming he’s available at 28) Lap is usually accurate on these draft predictions. Plugged in.

Before Consciousness even throws his first pass in a jets uniform, you know he’ll spew a bunch of new age bulllshit, launch a few passive/aggressive attacks on both his current and former receivers, and appear in public sporting the greasiest man bun you’ve ever seen.

Rodgers can shapeshift into the darkness. He’s one thing - consciousness.

Rodgers earned this season in the darkness.

Matt Miller on politics- “If you’re looking for one electoral component that needs an upgrade to get the Republicans back to the White House, it’s uneducated rural white voters.”