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I hear that, TE help wanted! One other agonizing reality: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman mentioned how much the Lions miss their center Frank Ragnow. He’s injured but he’s an excellent player, been to a couple pro bowls, has been all pro, he’s just a high level lineman. We wanted him in the 2018 draft, we picked 20th. The Lions took him with the 19th pick, unfortunately. We picked up Billy Price with the next pick. Don’t think about it too long or you’ll start throwing stuff around your house.

Murphy looked good on his tackle yesterday. He ended up in coverage, held his water and just played contain. Made easy open field tackle after the catch for little gain. Not a highlight play but he had to do several things right to do it.

Volsen’s over at your mom’s right now, go ask him yourself.

What a huge win. Burrow’s incredible accuracy really contrasted with Purdy’s less than stellar day. Logan Wilson’s interception was sure timely, and the highlight of that play was Brandon Aiyuk’s absolute refusal to tackle Wilson even though he ran him down from behind. Once he got there he got his hands on Wilson’s shoulder pads and just decided to say fuck this I’m not breaking my leg trying to tackle this Sherman Tank. Pratt again demonstrates a remarkable nose for the ball. Dude is so underrated in this league, and signing him back was a huge surprise and a huge get for our front office. Romo sounds like he’s Lou Anarumo’s agent the way he beats the drum for him to get a HC job. Please STOP. Hard to pick a player of the game, so many guys played well. But unsung hero Joe Mixon has found another gear this season. Hats off to him, dude can dish it out.

Mixon punishing guys.

Tracy Wolfson looking good.

Touchdown Tyler Boyd!

Holy shit Joe Burrow are you serious?

Drew Sample, just go sell insurance somewhere you fucking hack.

Held them on 2nd and 2, forced a punt.

Rudy is at QB for the Niners. His mom wasn’t going to let him play but then he did all his geometry homework and extra chores, so he can play.

I wonder why we’ve suddenly started to defer on the toss. We were taking the ball and it was working.

Let’s see if the jets can accept this gift. Probably not.

They’re subjecting us to giants-jets overtime before they’ll show our bengals. Giants win the toss and immediately get to a 3rd and 21. Incompletion. The punter then shanks it.

Tomlin post game presser: ”Credit to Jacksonville today, they’re a smart football team that doesn’t employ Matt Canada. We just went out there today and Matt Canada. We played poorly in all 3 phases and for sure Matt Canada.”

Jax defense celebrating turnover in the end zone. Pittsburgh crowd not enjoying it at all.

4 consecutive 3 and outs for the Steelers. Tomlin mean mugging on the sideline.

1st quarter stats - Pittsburgh offense with 7 total yards.

Steelers commit another personal foul, face mask. 4 huge penalties so far.

Lawrence throws 29 yard pass, Steelers commit a very Steeler like personal foul and hit him late. 15 yards added.

Steelers offense bringing the heat with their third consecutive 3 and out to start the game. Mike Tomlin laughing on the sideline because he’s hired a voodoo priest to convince the Steeler faithful that it’s all Matt Canada’s fault, and it has worked perfectly! Tomlin is untouchable!

NFL public service announcement. Cam Hayward was nice to some kids somewhere.

The over under on how many hours a day TJ Watt spends actively consuming/injecting steroids is 4.

TJ Watt crying to the refs on every pass rush.

Minkah down and clutching his hamstring. The only Steeler player I like.