COB

Yep. We need real football players. This dude is a project.

Drowning my sorrows over this complete bust pick by hammering down a whole box of graham crackers.

Steelers pass on Will Johnson. Really surprised.

I’m going next door to kick my neighbor’s dog.

Seriously hate this pick. Typical Mike, falls in love with athleticism and measurables, forgets the kid actually has to play football.

Are we getting trolled by the Brown family, this fucking bum can’t even get sacks in college. What the fuck.

Would have loved to get Walker. Lucky for Atlanta he fell even this far.

Edge or linebacker? I think it will be one or the other.

Two tight ends in the first 14 picks. The nfl has changed.

I kind of wanted Kenneth Grant. Good luck in Miami.

I hope Booker has a good career. If we’d have picked him he’d have suffered a season ending injury before he even got from the couches to the stage to see Goodell.

Williams doesn’t turn 21 until June? WTF. Dude looks 30 years old.

Schefter sporting the hoodie under the suit jacket, I’ve never seen that before.

Holy shit look at Colleen Wolf.

Man these crappy teams picking up good linemen. Killing me!

The jets could have every pick in this draft and they’d still lose 12 games next year.

These player interviews are brutal.

Graham’s career is ruined before it even started.

I remember that draft. Ndukwe went to high school in Columbus, played with Brady Quinn. they made it to the state semi finals their junior year but lost.

Yep, takes forever and takes some of the fun out of it. It gets a bit stale. Mr. Gorbachev, move up this draft!

The draft is finally close. For fun dig up an old clip of Irwin Mainway on SNL touting his Bag O’ Glass child’s toy. Then watch Mel Kiper excitedly explaining the potential of a 6th round returner/receiver from Arkansas A&M. Basically the same person.

Where’s freak athlete track star who freaked people out at the combine but hasn’t played much football?

Walter Nolan is looking more and more likely. I’ve never heard any substance to some vague character rumors that were floated a few months ago. The character rumors were basically that he is not of good character, that was it. Not sure how good your character needs to be to play defensive line in the nfl. Like if you are part violent maniac, that might actually be good. IF you can channel it and shut it off when needed.

Watching Aaron Rodgers jerk the Steelers around is turning into the highlight of the off season. A week out from the draft, and darn, Aaron can’t decide if he wants to play or not. He’ll work it out if he can find some cameras and a live microphone.

I was reading about Adeniji going to the cowboys. I didn’t have my glasses on, was squinting to read. One of those ads that is just inserted in the middle of the story appeared with a hot looking woman in a video talking. It was enough to make me put my glasses on and to my horror it was not some hot babe but instead was America’s wise cracking sitcom granny, Reba McIntyre.