COB

Niners are on tilt, Cinderella story QB suddenly faceplants. We can win this game.

Niners fall on face, they’re on a 2 game losing streak and Purdy is looking like an ok QB, not a great QB.

Oh no Fred Warner writhing in pain on the turf in Minnesota.

Tough schedule the rest of the way, seriously need to beat SF with what is happening in the afc north.

Colts just got absolutely robbed at the end of this game.

3rd and king, browns give up a huge sack. Better get Myles to play offense somehow.

Back and forth in this game. Colts up 5 now. The Browns have the ball, can still win.

Colts with slim lead in the 4th quarter.

Browns 6 point lead at halftime.

Myles Garrett strip sack in the end zone, the Browns fall on for a td. Myles is winning this gsme.

Gene Steratore jumps in to simultaneously give his opinion on the call and to suck all the enjoyment out of the broadcast.

Gardner Minshew looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a month. Just scored his second td, 21-17 Colts in the second quarter.

Myles Garrett jumps over the colts offensive line, walks into the backfield and blocks a field goal attempt.

Direct snap to Kareem Hunt, Cleveland scores off the Myles Garrett fueled turnover and tie this game.

Watson tried to act like it was a shoulder injury, didn’t work. Neutral brain doctor just pulled him into the dreaded blue tent.

That lady on that ad still stealing that guy’s old spice body wash. Shit’s been happening for 3 years, she’s a one man crime wave.

PJ something or other now at QB, the browns getting chunks!

Myles Garrett just got a sack fumble, as he does, browns get the ball in colts territory! Get pumped!

They just reversed one pick to an incomplete pass, he’s 1 for five with one pick and one head injury.

Watson is 1 for 5 with two picks. And he just got injured. That giant contract looks like the dumbest decision by that owner, and that’s a very high bar.

14-7 Colts. Gardner Minshew makes me want to grow a hobo mustache.

I wish the browns hadn’t hired Jim Schwartz, dude’s a crusty NFL lifer who knows his shit.

Central Ohio stuck with browns - colts. Colts actually looking good right now, 7 to 7 tie. Watson is playing, he’s like 1 for 4 for 6 yards or something.

Also, go Lions.

I would but with the Bengals off I’ve hired a violinist to follow me around my house playing sad music all day. I’m currently sitting in my closet staring at my white Burrow jersey while my guy plays Tchaikovsky violin concerto movement 2. It’s pretty heavy stuff.