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Valdez-Scantling getting ready to drop every pass here at Arrowhead!

Damn, CJ Stroud is a player.

Browns Are Trash, a list. 1. Fire Paul Brown in 1963. 2. Screw their fans by moving to Baltimore. 3. Waste the careers of Joe Thomas and Myles Garrett. 4. Hire serial sneak masturbator DeShaun Watson for a gazillion dollars guaranteed.

Ha ha! Todd Blackledge is a great guy. He’s desperately trying to find something nice to say about the Browns, so he waxes poetic about how great it is that they help each other up off the field. Okay! Let’s have fun and play together!

Taylor needs to hit the weight room.

Texans pulled their QB, they sadly don’t want to humiliate the Browns the same way they humiliated Paul Brown when they fired him in 1963. I don’t forget!

Go Houston, get 50 right here.

Brownie the Convenience Store Hobo is hate texting Jimmy Haslam right now.

45-14 and the 4th quarter just started. Typical Browns.

Flacco has turned back into a pumpkin on national tv.

Cleveland face plants, as is customary.

Cleveland collapsed in the 2nd quarter. Jimmy Haslam karma is real.

Texans have Cleveland’s first round pick next year. Also had it in 22 and 23.

Cleveland getting ready to fall on face.

Big guys getting hurt every series.

Flacco has shocked me with his play this year.

Die Stealers, Die! 100% go Lions.

Sticking with Mayo because they want continuity. But they should truly evaluate what they’re continuing.

How is this dude such a hot prospect?

If they go to Munich, I’m going. I have a nephew who lives there, would be a great trip.

8 head coaching jobs open right now - one fourth of the league, could still go higher. Vegas Raiders Carolina Panthers tennesee Titans new England patriots Seattle Seahawks Washington Commanders Atlanta Falcons San Diego Chargers

Odd fact about that ‘95 browns staff - Kirk Ferentz was on it. Appropriate that he was the o-line coach, which is essentially what he is at Iowa.

This really is a season of remarkable turnover. Not so much in the volume, but in the old guard being replaced. Pete Carroll, Belichick, and Saban, all unseated within a few days time.

The drama continues in New England. At least two stories a day written about it. Supposedly today is the day. We’ll all be watching to see white smoke come out of the chimney at Miss Wong’s House of Lightly Trafficked Handjob Queens, that’s the traditional sign that NE has selected a new coach.

Since it’s the off season I’m hammering down fig newtons like a champion.