COB

Pitt giving a master class in crying.

Could this be Mike Tomlin’s final game? Rumors are flying.

Agreed, Myles Jack tried to pull off.

Holy shit, Minkah blows a tackle. And the game, probably.

Great for those fans and that team. Love it, I hope they win it all.

KC is about to get some calls. They’ve cried for 5 minutes over a non Pi call. Makeup call inbound.

Miami outsmarting themselves. Running the ball great, then on 3rd and 2 and 4th and 2 they run a couple pass plays that don’t work.

I just turned the sound off. These announcers deifying Mahomes is too much for me to handle.

Jason Garrett is not a natural here on the mic.

KC scores. Kelce was in motion (walking) blatantly moving forward but no call.

Pacheco running like a maniac out there.

Valdez-Scantling getting ready to drop every pass here at Arrowhead!

Damn, CJ Stroud is a player.

Browns Are Trash, a list. 1. Fire Paul Brown in 1963. 2. Screw their fans by moving to Baltimore. 3. Waste the careers of Joe Thomas and Myles Garrett. 4. Hire serial sneak masturbator DeShaun Watson for a gazillion dollars guaranteed.

Ha ha! Todd Blackledge is a great guy. He’s desperately trying to find something nice to say about the Browns, so he waxes poetic about how great it is that they help each other up off the field. Okay! Let’s have fun and play together!

Taylor needs to hit the weight room.

Texans pulled their QB, they sadly don’t want to humiliate the Browns the same way they humiliated Paul Brown when they fired him in 1963. I don’t forget!

Go Houston, get 50 right here.

Brownie the Convenience Store Hobo is hate texting Jimmy Haslam right now.

45-14 and the 4th quarter just started. Typical Browns.

Flacco has turned back into a pumpkin on national tv.

Cleveland face plants, as is customary.

Cleveland collapsed in the 2nd quarter. Jimmy Haslam karma is real.

Texans have Cleveland’s first round pick next year. Also had it in 22 and 23.

Cleveland getting ready to fall on face.