COB

It’s a crap shoot. This kid hasn’t played all that much football, but he’s a gold medalist in the underwear Olympics. High ceiling.

Agreed, all signs point to this.

So glad I bought my stylized bengal draft t shirt from Fanatics on the 19th. Shipped on the 23rd. Estimated arrival on the 29th. Fuck it.

Trey’s agent making that retirement threat shows that he is at about kindergarten level in his NFL education. Meanwhile Mike Brown is running NFL Hogwarts.

So ready for this draft. In the dead horse beating department, it just seems that since they moved the draft back it has made that gap between the Super Bowl and the draft lag, drag, and just flat out sag. Fucking takes forever.

WTF, draft week is finally here?

We all complain about just the letter B with stripes in it. It would be great if Mike made a big deal out of the rebranding. Then the big day shows up and he reveals the new logo. It’s a “C” in the same font with the same stripes in it. Would be so great, I wish he’d do it.

I love the draft shirt bengal graphic. The B logo is played out. It was stale on day 1, and it hasn’t improved with age. It’s time to move forward with the graphics/marketing.

Sorry about that post above, I was trying to post the bengals 2024 draft t shirt that’s for sale on nfl.com or wherever. It’s pretty good, maybe a glimpse into the future for us in regards to our avatar or whatever we call the emblem.

https://www.nflshop.com/cincinnati-bengals/mens-cincinnati-bengals-fanatics-branded-black-2024-nfl-draft-illustrated-t-shirt/t-14048004+p-79553426182401+z-8-1005780821

I watched a lot of Ohio State. Harrison is not one to really put it all on the line. That’s all I can think of how to say it. If everything goes right in a play, he’s great. Do not expect him to go that extra bit or put himself in harm’s way.

I just gave Trent Brown a hard look, so now he’s injured for a couple weeks. Offensive tackle in the first round please!

This interminable wait for this draft is infuriating. They’ve moved the draft way too late, it used to be earlier in the spring. There are teenagers on my lawn.

What do you have against Amarius Mims? Better think about it, because a lot of people think he’ll likely be our guy.

Higgins now saying he plans to play for the Bengals this year. No shock there, just confirming what we figured.

It should be noted in here that 61 year old New World Samurai, Vijay Singh, made the cut at the Masters.

“If I Did It 2.0” - by Cancer

Im abandoning my career as of this moment and devoting every moment, every resource, everything, to becoming the next Commissioner of the NFL. When I get the job my first action will be to ship the Steelers to Sao Paulo for every game, every season. That’ll be my only action, actually. I’ll resign after I do that, I don’t need all that bullshit.

Holy shit, both those teams are packing all their game stuff up and flying it to São Paulo, Brazil! I’m looking forward to the stories that come out of this trip. Armed robbery is kind of the national pastime in São Paulo. I mean it happens constantly. It’s not like a lawless murder town, but it is a great place to be robbed.

I was under the impression that the days of handing these multi-billion dollar entities a taxpayer funded stadium were over. Makes no sense.

In the 70s I was on the drinking and driving team at my high school. Made varsity my junior year.

The bengals have really leaned into character as a factor in their selections. There are lots of guys on this team who were team captains in college. Sweat was known for his drinking in colllege, but at the combine he assured teams that it was over.

T’Vondre Sweat busted for dui. That probably takes him off our board, fucking sucks.

2024 Tribe update for all you Reds fans: The Guardians’ ace, Shane Bieber, is out for the season, is going to have Tommy John surgery. He’s a free agent after this year, so somebody will give him 40 million over two seasons, he’s gone. This team builds their roster around pitching. And it seems like every year at least one and sometimes 2 starters go down. McKenzie last year, he’s back but I’ll eat shit if he makes it through the season. Dude’s the baseball version of Chris Perry. At least the Dolan family is rich enough to run for the United States Senate. They, on the other hand, are not rich enough to run an MLB franchise. Sell the team!

L’ael Collins to the Bills. I wish this dude could have stayed healthy when he was here. We barely saw him play it seems like.