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Stripes

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  1. Not a good showing for Mims
  2. Offense. You know this is on you. So score a fucking point. Cut the shit.
  3. Catch the damned ball. Done with these loser plays
  4. Wow that Tee Higgins is a player. Hope the front office is scouting him!
  5. Kamala Harris EATS her own DANDRUFF. Donald Trump FARTED on Sherrod Brown’s pillow.
  6. Relying on the defense to hang in there. Can’t say I find that promising!
  7. STOP TAKING THE BALL OUT OF JOE’S HANDS IN CRITICAL SPOTS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOTS
  8. That’ll work
  9. Hard enough to get stops without weak ass flags.
  10. Joey Franchise
  11. Beyond 1-4, SNF on the road is a big demon to slay tonight.
  12. Win streak starts now.
  13. I’m going to be pissed about this one for years. I’m ignoring this team for the next week. They do not exist. Thinking about them will stress my bowels and turn my shit to rocks. No thanks.
  14. Please win the toss
  15. The noises I just made
  16. Just not good enough, defense. Offense must remain flawless.
  17. Awesome job, offense. Joe has gone assassin.
  18. Still no margin for error. The defense can do that at any time.
  19. I hate football
  20. Extend the lead and force Lamar to keep throwing
  21. Fan-fucking-tastic. Survive 9 seconds, rest, and then score again.
  22. My nipples are tingling
  23. Didn’t think they’d be smart enough to go for it
  24. Score now and double dip after the half. That’s what good offenses do.
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