Stripes

Defense made two stops there.

If Hudson doesn’t inexplicably try to change hands at the goal line, we’re fine. So fucking irritating.

Motherfucker

Gesicki!!!

Joe looks tentative. Spending the whole camp with Higgins and not Chase but then flipping that today might be a problem l

Keep giving them little chunks on second and long that make 3rd down easier.

Yeah he’s in

80 yard punt??????

Two possessions end with throws to TEs short of the sticks

Tight coverage by Dax to force a punt

Well Joe got his first hit out of the way. No more needed, thanks

I’m at a sports bar and prepared to get kicked out. TJ, you might give “sportsurge” a try. Workded for me in the preseason.

So begins the 22nd (?) season of Bengalzone, and my 20th. Who Dey, you old bastards

Fairly sure Chase is playing, yes, albeit in some "limited capacity", whatever that means. I have a sneaking suspicion that Iosivas is about to hit the ground running.

A bit odd to elevate Pryor for Higgins and leave him inactive anyway. Sounds like we’re getting at least a little Burton.

Most of Brady's career was defined by great protection and mediocrity at receiver. Let's adopt that legacy for a game against, well, the New England Patriots.

I'm excited to see what Joe Burrow can do with scrub city at wide receiver. Mike Gesicki anytime TD bets should be locked in.

I'm fairly sure Chase will be playing in the game, even if he said he's a "gametime decision" according to himself. He's keeping the contractual pressure on. The IDL is a problem, but so is the Patriots IOL. No excuses. Kick their ass in your home opener.

Can't wait to hear Eagle and Davis talk about this damned contract 7,000 times on Sunday.

Yeah it'll do. Whichever team won this game was going to be a #1 seed threat (probably either way for the Chiefs), but the Ravens are obviously a division threat. I don't want the Bengals winning 12-13 games and still sitting at the 5-seed. Handle business against the god-awful Patriots and set things up for the Chiefs game in week 2.

Haha suck it Baltimore

Lamar is getting hit often. And the Ravens offensive line looks like crap with three new starters.

Well we have a game tonight. Let’s go giant meteor.

I have a feeling he’ll be on the injury list often just to cover bases. Not a concern as long as participation remains full (apart from some rest days here and there).

He's out there doing the business.