Stripes

The Ravens cut CB Armour-Davis. I think he might be worth a flier for the back-end CB room and a little Baltimore intel.

That's a bit surprising. I'm fine with it though. I thought Adomitis was a bigger problem than McPherson last year.

Sprawled on the couch butt naked and letting my stink permeate the living room. (I usually flip between home Burrow and away Chase jerseys depending upon the game. If I am feeling extra zesty, I have been known to wrap Bengals flag around my shoulders like a cape and take it into sports bars.)

I just called my pastor weeping. He was also weeping when he picked up.

As much fun as it is to laugh at Mikey's moles, I think it's pretty easy to find worse owners these days (even if we attribute the actions of his daughter and son-in-law to him).

I haven’t been sure how to describe it, but I think I figured out how the Hendrickson deal makes me feel. It feels just like a Bengals game ending in a tie.

I’m not sure it makes much sense to me from a process perspective. But at least the matter is closed for the next twelve minutes.

There's no better way to realize the prophecy of resolving Trey's 2025 contract dispute and preparing for Trey's 2026 contract dispute.

Gee, I wonder why the entire league passed on him four and a half times.

I'd like to see a safety from the waiver wire if anyone interesting turns up. Anthony is hurt (and I don't think he's any good).

As for the game, or its score, or the performances of the players, or any of that: I cannot make myself care.

He didn't play at all, so he should be solidly on the roster.

That’d be nice since Fairchild looks awesome. About time to hit one some.

Hopefully the Bengals win the bid like they did with Fant. They need him.

Yep. I predict they keep 10 WR/TEs. So he needs to beat out either Williams or Hudson.

Wtf Tinsley

Pick the ball up, morons

Every time Tycen Anderson plays actual defense, he does good things.

Charlie Jones is the entire gameplan.

Great to see Tycen make a play in a big night for him.

Oren Burks should be starting. Knight has been roadkill.

Pass rush is non-existent. Shocker

We’ll see though. Preseason games are mirages for both the good and the bad.

If Lou wasn’t a big issue, then the next logical direction to look is the ever-invincible Duke Tobin. If you keep drafting busts, you are a bust.

Nice throw Joe. Now that’s ENOUGH.