Stripes

The Bengals hosted Jack Sawyer (edge, Ohio State). I knew they'd take interest in him. He kind of checks every Bengals box -- high-pedigree school, just won the championship, good size I am not an OSU fan. I think college football sucks balls. Normally, I roll my eyes at people begging for the OSU-Bengals pipeline, but I am on-board this time. I think he's been underrated by mock drafters. I hope he's there in the second round, and if he is I think they take him (barring an edge in round one instead).

I’d love to have Risner. We’re going to do squat until the draft.

That's the dumbest quote I have ever seen from Katie Blackburn, or maybe second to her communication with Whitworth (that one is hearsay). Trey may well need to can it, but STFU Katie. What are you doing.

Certainly don’t blow a first round pick on a RB, but I think a bruiser like Skattebo later could make sense. The short yardage woes are the real problem. First three rounds, please give me any defenders and OL in any combination.

Maybe if we all behave ourselves at church, Myles Murphy will record one (1) quarterback sack.

I saw that Geno Atkins will be eligible for the HOF next cycle. Are we ready for a few decades of complaining on Geno's behalf? I know I am.

Looking forward to taking care of the Trey Hendrickson extension so we can shift focus to next year’s Trey Hendrickson contract dispute.

Rapien is a doofus. Liscow is kind of a dick, but he is definitely not a clickbait artist (that criticism is pure laziness).

Nobody is obligated to be upset, of course. I do think it’s a problem to prioritize the avoidance of dead money in future years over the ability to build a team this year when 1) the cap will only continue going up and 2) Joe Burrow is in his prime right now. It’s ultra-conservative to a degree that is rarely observed elsewhere in the league (for a reason).

That's pretty much it, yes. Goodberry even halfway called it "embezzlement". It's not great. For every step "forward" toward modernity, they mask an entire faceplant back into ultra-cap conservatism and, if I am harsh enough in my assumptions, cheating the team and its fans. These subtleties may have worked before mass social media and before there were 47 daily podcasts, but people catch on these days.

I’m just glad to get a damned guard, and Patrick’s track record looks pretty decent. Now sign Scherff anyway.

A bit of a bummer to have less cap space contrary to expectation, but it should ease the load down the road.

Hopefully implies one of those Browns cuts

Lucas Patrick sounds fine. As the second FA guard. I am greedy.

Mina Kimes and Lord Dorkus McBabyface like our receiver extensions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckEiC5G-P6A (begins at 2:25) Who cares, obviously, but it's refreshing to see some positivity.

I kind of expect and/or want this: R1-3 — two defenders and a guard R4-6 — three defenders Maybe add a little extra OT depth, but you get the idea.

I didn’t watch the first one. I’m sure I’ll be sucked in to this though.

Big news just now from the Bengals app. Apparently Chase and Higgins were both extended! I hope I am getting a notification on Thursday about today’s guard signing.

I'm resigned to edge rusher being solely a draft priority (even if I'm not thrilled). It's looking to me like the DL will be: Edge - Hendrickson (pending), Ossai, C. Johnson, Murphy, Sample, [high draft pick] Interior - Hill, Jenkins, Jackson, Slaton, [possibly draft pick] Murphy continues to stand out as the obvious WHY in this group, but maybe he'll finally shut me up with more opportunities.

33% Burrow 33% Burton being a dipshit 33% crappy free agents 1% Stripes on bengalszone.com (I did this)

Chase $40.25M APY Higgins $28.75M APY Both slightly lower than I expected (but still substantial).

There you go.

It's Sunday. The lights are out.

I feel trolled about all the present progressive tense. "are finalizing" "are closing in on" Can a man get some past tense? (I realize this is unreasonable on my part, but let me bitch)

I suspect the Bengals have been hesitant to commit to another significant FA signing with Chase/Higgins in progress (which is an absolutely crap excuse). Maybe if those wrap up immediately they’ll do something. They know their cap situation now.