Stripes

He's probably done. So begins my scramble to find something else to care about this fall.

Everything I can find seems to suggest the magnitude of the tear determines the timeline, with a total tear probably ending his season (and ours). A minor tear could be a couple weeks. Totally in the dark.

Not sure how that’s “several weeks”. Sounds bad to me.

Really not a fan of how mysterious this injury is. Gonna be a long day.

Minnesota next week, which would be a “good” game for Joe to miss. Probably going to be multiple weeks though.

Enormous, gutsy win assuming Joe is back in a few weeks.

TEE.

Mitchell “Randy Moss” Tinsley

Ben Baby says Burrow is questionable to return with a left TOE injury. Might be good news? Weird one, but seems way better than an ankle.

Dunno yet. Looked bad, but also no cart. Hoping for a sprain.

Preparing my puke bag.

Defensive playcalling seems rough. Not enough disguise. Jags have an easy counter for every look.

Topstreamer worth a try Can’t get a link right now

That’s how you capitalize on a pick.

Dax and Trey combo meal

Joe Burrow throw the ball challenge: Impossible

Gotta be better on third down. Pass rush was poop.

2024 3rd rounders continue their naps.

Bobcats vs. Buckeyes today. OU just held them on 4th down in the red zone. Probably doomed, but go Bobcats.

Zac Taylor's gameplanning. He needs to see it before he knows what to do with it (i.e., any opposing defense to start a season).

They’ve been promoting an orange-out this week (orange tops, white pants). That might have been a mistake.

Sure, why not. Roster spot possibly opening with Patrick injured at least.

71 of Etienne's yards came on one play against Carolina. The Bengals are certainly capable of allowing a big one, so... don't. I don't think the Week 2 woes have been quite the same as the Week 1 woes. Since 2021: 2021 - L @Chicago 17-20 2022 - L @Dallas 17-20 2023 - L vs. Baltimore 24-27 2024 - L @Kansas City 25-26 0-4 by a combined margin of 10 points, with three of those four teams being good (12-5 Cowboys, 13-4 Ravens, 15-2 Chiefs) The offense has been far more competent on Week 2 lately and came up short against sharp competition. I am optimistic about this week, but you never know.

Turns out one of his passes defensed was given to Wilson and the other was nullified by a penalty. There's some decent footage circulating social media of Stewart pinching the pocket on Flacco. He'll need to finish eventually though.

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