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Same guy who dropped one, catches td on next play.  PAT good!  20-10 Packers.  45 year old song from the pretenders takes us out.

credit card ad.

gross fast food place ad.

video game ad

ad for headphones with Myles Garrett in it.

ad for a cruise ship where you’ll spend half the time barfing.  

ad for Lowe’s, close up of a drill, and an incredible looking Christmas tree. 
 

ad for a movie or a series, it looks like lord of the rings but not sure what it exactly is.

ad for some website where you see stats from Thursday night football, which we are watching.
 

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Panthers ball, down two scores after that pick.  Bryce Young drops back to pass but he falls down.  Still wearing pink cleats.

2nd and 20.  False start. 2nd and 25.  I wish we were playing the panthers tonight.

 

jeffrey Simmons graphic!  Big trade!  
 

4th and 15, gonna have to punt.  Here come the Packers!

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Packers get the ball back with 32 seconds left but they don’t even care.  They barely try.  I’m eating so much frozen pizza I might need an ambulance.  Halftime.

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Frozen pizza power rankings:

1. Amy's
2. Rao's
3. Newman's Own
4. That Shit At Trader Joe's With The Tomatoes
37. Jack's
38. Red Baron
107. Home Run Inn

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Sideline babe interviews panthers coach.  He says “we gotta settle in!”  Thanks Kaylee!

insurance ad.

Ad for medicine where the vines from Jumanji  start crushing people around the waist.  
 

car ad.  Drive your Audi in the mud!

ad for Applebees.  Your broke from buying that Audi, eat at Applebees!

ad for online place to buy a jersey.  
 

 

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1 minute ago, Stripes said:

Frozen pizza power rankings:

1. Amy's
2. Rao's
3. Newman's Own
4. That Shit At Trader Joe's With The Tomatoes
37. Jack's
38. Red Baron
107. Home Run Inn

DiGiorno Detroit style crust.  It’s a rectangle that will fit in your freezer if you have a side by side style fridge like I do.  You basically can’t stop eating it.  I need a 12 step program for Detroit crust frozen pizza.  
 

I’ll try Amy’s if Giant Eagle has it.

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Game starts.  Sideline Kaylee says the guy who went to the hospital is on his way back, may play some more tonight.  Truly part of the game.

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Panthers can’t do shit, get the kickoff but have to punt.  Green Bay gets the ball but the running game is going nowhere.  Kirk says this series feels different.  

They throw a few times and are on the 4 yard line.  

Timeout because there’s a drone somewhere.  The crowd boos.  Let’s take a commercial break!

ad for dog food with traitor to the people Kirk Herbstreit.

GLP-1 ad with Martha Stewart.  She makes her own GLP-1 in her kitchen, your guests will love it. Watch out for that inflamed pancreas!

Ad for chicken wings.

Very confusing Samsung ad, not sure what they’re advertising.

credit card ad.

Ad for the JC Penny postgame show.  The JC Penney in our county closed a few years ago.

 

 

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Drone scare is over.  3rd and 1 for the Pack.  Kirk wonders if they’ll try the tush push, instead they throw a touchdown.  27-10 Packers!

They show the packer guy getting out of the ambulance.  He’s ready to play! Kaylee might be asking for this dude’s phone number.

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Pantherscawsken.  Take the kickoff, drive down to the 30.  3rd down, sack!  These Packers are here to play football.  Panthers kick a 50 yarder.  27-13 packer lead.

very confusing ad.  Giant hands.  Oura, whatever that it.  
 

Taco Bell ad.

ad for the army.  Existential crisis? Join the army.

Home Depot ad with Saban. 
 

ad against anti-semitism.  Brought to you by Israel.

The broadcast shows a hall of fame type place.  Does Lambeau haves its own hall of fame?

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Number 9 for the Packers heroically climbs out of the ambulance and is back in the game!  They throw to him and former bengal Nick Scott breaks it up.  
 

Panthers down 14 but it feels like more.  

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Local nursing home where in laws are is hosting a Halloween tonight. Really nice actually with tons of kids coming to trick or treat with the old folks.

Then it happened…
The owners wife comes dressed in a skin tight skeleton outfit or as I called it, a whore. The father and law holds out a piece of candy to put in her pail and states, “You want me to stick it in your can?”.

I blurt out laughing and get all the stink eye mean mugs from the ladies standing around. I actually had to leave I was laughing at my father in law so hard. High fived the 85 year old and made my way out the door.

It’s things like this that remind me I’m never going to grow up.

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We’re a pretty close group here in Bengalszone, so we should celebrate when one of us has something good happen.  In this case it’s Army, congratulations buddy.  You now have a real chance - Belichick broke up with her, so now you and Jordan Whatshername can be together.  Follow your heart, brother.  

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