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Mike Brown thoughts: “Boil in a bag, you say? By god, that’s what TJ’s granny and I sometimes called it! Wonder how the old gal’s doing? I’ll look her up on my hand computer!” /fumbles with iPhone 7 his granddaughter gave him 8 years ago, drops iPhone, tries to find iPhone, takes impromptu nap on the floor in 65 year old cardigan sweater from Shillito’s/

Your dad sounds like my kind of guy. Limited kitchen skills but still getting it done. Speaking of limited skills, is Mike still around anywhere? We just cut our 2021 4th round pick. Can Mike possibly be aware of this? By god, 4th round picks are kept on the roster for the duration of their rookie contract! /adjusts sock garters, groans from effort to adjust sock garters/

Because sadly, it was a Cheesecake Factory parking lot. https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/

Yes prior to arrival, these things change quickly. If you memorize it now a surly teenager at the drive through will get the drop on you and you don’t have the make up speed to recover. Sorry TJ, you just don’t anymore.

For using a high end, fine cuisine phrase to describe a cooking technique that takes place in a shithole deep fryer and microwave “kitchen” in the heart of appalachian darkness (Licking County), you are hereby sentenced to go to the Heath Arby’s drive thru and try to order a corned beef ‘n cheese slider, potato cakes, and for good measure ask for a chalupa. If you survive, report back here for rehabilitation of your destroyed ego.

Ok that’ll be fitting but be prepared for some extreme condescension from the teenagers working the drive thru. And for your own good please memorize Arby’s current menu in its entirety. You’ll still be drenched in teenager contempt and disdain by the time you drive away, but you’ll get what you ordered. Also, they built a new car wash in Heath right beside the Arby’s, so get your car washed for eight bucks while you hammer down your ten thousand grams of Arby’s sodium.

Hayden Hurst’s injury could be multiple weeks. They’re just backfilling depth at the TE position. The main thing they saw in Hudson was TE after his name (plus nfl game experience).

UC’s AD supposedly didn’t want to hire anyone without head coach experience. Too bad, Brian Hartline is a recruiting wizard with OSU and is getting HC interviews. Should have grabbed him.

Not happening no matter what. Further afc north news: Los Angeles area Olive Garden restaurants, particularly those in strip mall parking lots have been advised: Be On Lookout for The Olive Garden Parking Lot Cowboy. Pay close attention to vehicles parked late at night near the dumpster. Baker headed to the Rams and he’s known to be a hopeless romantic, particularly when parked near a fryer grease collection barrel.

Question : Justin Reid said he’d lock guys down but failed. Chase taunted him with a two handed gesture, that I think was like a money type gesture. Can anyone explain the meaning of the taunt, or how it related to Reid and what he said before the game?

I’m sickened by that, by the end of that game.

Now Andy gets the ball, 6 point lead, 3 minutes on the clock. Can the Saints have fun and play together?

Bucs look like they might be the worst team we play all year. Brady had good blue steel vibes on his stats picture/graphic thing.

Can’t pay him, Burrow, and Chase. Tee will likely walk and we’ll draft another good receiver. Hopefully we can afford to keep Tyler Boyd.

Can we overtake the Bills and Chiefs, who both are a game ahead of us, and secure home field advantage through the playoffs? The Chiefs remaining sked : Broncos twice, Texans, Seahawks, and Raiders. So no, we cannot get home field. We have a gauntlet, the Chiefs have a carefree promenade through the land of rebuilding NFL franchises.

Perine has a quick first step. Like the hole appears and he’s in it. He’s not looking for 50 yards on every run. Having said that, do you know who has the ncaa record (FBS) for most rushing yards in a game? It’s Perine. Played for Oklahoma, had like 460 yards against Kansas, or Kansas State.

I’m happy for Ossai. He made a huge contribution in a big game, glad to see him settling in and finding some success.

The throw was great, the contested catch was equally great. Tee (we’re on a first name basis) has been a huge part of this heater the Bengals have going. I can’t believe this team.

There is now way the Bengals would let this dude hit waivers. Must be a miscommunication somewhere.

Chrisman can work at the Heath Arby’s if he can explain: 1. How the loaded Italian sub is still on the Arby’s website ON THE MENU. 2. How a pot smoking teenager working the drive through has the gall to mock me for ordering the loaded Italian, when even though they haven’t had it for a year, it is still on the online menu! Here’s how Chrisman can further his life: Me: (at the Arby’s drive through) - “I’d like a loaded Italian sub and a large sprite.” Chrisman: (voice NOT dripping with disdain) “Gosh, I’m sorry sir, we don’t have that item any more. Totally understandable that you’d order that though since it’s still on the Arby’s website. If it’s any consolation, I murdered the pot smoking teenager who was known to insult customers who ordered discontinued items, kicked him to death with my cannon of a leg. I expect to be re-signed by the Bengals any day now, but until I am I’ll continue to employ my leg cannon to seek vengeance on every insolent Licking County teenager who insults old people who don’t keep an updated version of Arby’s ever-changing menu in their head. Great news! I’m giving you a free double roast beef sandwich just on general principle.”

We were also without #1 RB. Quite a couple weeks for the coaching staff and the players.

That should have been a penalty, Karras took a hard shot to the face mask well after the play was over. Kind of a calculated thing, just like Pickens. The game is over, a personal foul is meaningless, so you can take a free shot at someone. The league should put down some heavy fines and emphasize it.

“They can go on a run much like what we saw last year.” Guess what, they already are on that run.

I saw them firing off the ball on the first couple kneel downs. Ted’s a fiery guy!

https://youtu.be/IOfl-576IZ8 Ted appears to be a little upset here at the end of the Titans game. I wonder what that was about.