COB

Going to be tough to beat the Ravens on the road at night on short rest. But you know what they say, “Any given Thursday (at night on the road).”

The CJ Stroud hype train could run over thousands of tailgating fans as it heads it Paycor. Be vigilant, people. Head on a swivel.

Now Hubbard is out. Injuries catching up with us a little. Ossai and Murphy, tighten your chinstraps a bit.

Higgins unlikely to play. But Trenton Irwin had a good game already this year, and Iosivas looks ready. Hopefully those two will step up. Houston’s defensive backfield is about middle of the pack.

Burrow mic’d up. https://youtu.be/kbiVYRJ4l7g?si=gaf1ICz1I_2YIJjM

Need Tee Higgins and Chase both. It looks like a high scoring game is very possible, need those guys.

In a move that intelligent and insightful people all around central Ohio are cheering, CBS has abandoned its grotesque plan to air the Browns game in the Columbus market at 1 pm Sunday. Instead, central Ohio has experienced a cultural, artistic, political and economic rebirth. That is correct, CBS will, as of Wednesday morning, air the Bengals/Texans game at 1 pm Sunday. Thank god (though with the cultural and scientific renaissance we just experienced in central Ohio, we grudgingly admit there is no god).

She’s here now. My furnace isn’t working. The previous owner left a schematic with the furnace so she has spent the last 3 hours trying to decipher said schematic. Spoiler: I don’t think the schematic actually goes with my furnace.

He should give a big thank you to the bengals, forcing him to move has revived his career.

It looked to me like they gameplanned the ball to TEE and TE. Maybe the Bills were known to blast a safety over to Chase all the time.

Higgins was very happy after the game. He was interviewed and said something like I needed a game like this.

It’s on NBC. I’m in Austin, TX, and it’s on here. Is NBC blacked out in SE Ohio?

“Narrated by John Legend.”

It is a sad day on this message board. Spike the hamster has shuffled off this mortal coil after an unfortunate encounter with our own Armybengal Kevorkian. We all had fond memories of Spike. Ok I’ll go first. He bought that lake house and even though he never invited me up I heard it was a lot of fun. He’d let you ride his jet ski , again I only heard about this, because he never invited me up. Spike ran for city council twice. He lost the first time, the second time they kicked him off the ballot for being a hamster. He never complained about that though. Armybengal’s cat, Sargent, was not friendly with Spike. Sargent met an untimely demise and we all kind of suspected Spike. But he was like, “Don’t look at me, I don’t run over stupid cats who go into the road out by the mailbox.” That kind of brought us back to reality. Thanks, Spike, we needed that. We all watched Spike get a little portly in his middle age, as hamsters do. Army was like, “why don’t you lose some weight you fat fuck?” And Spike was like, “I’m been stuck in a 14 inch by 18 inch aquarium my whole life. Like. Every. Moment. Of. My. Life. How am I supposed to lose weight?” Enter the hamster wheel. Army meant well. We hope. But a separated shoulder and getting half your face ripped off, well, the proof is in the pudding. The hammered down pudding with the pink stuff and some fur in it. Safe travels, Spike. You will be missed. Might be missed a little more if he’d have been a little more generous with that lake house. Like I heard that place had five bedrooms, plenty of room for guys if he’d have just invited more people up there.

I don’t need any of that bullshit. The depth of my nfl knowledge is legendary (in most Stuckey’s gift shops and in any Golden Corral, like ANY Golden Corral).

That is one smashed up car. Deer must have been full grown.

Michaels and Herbstreit act like it’s totally normal that Porter just grabs Hopkins and never let’s go.

Joey Porter Jr has a license to just hold DHop through his whole route.

During the play a bomb falls on the field, explodes, and 1000 naked Katherine Webb clones appear. Al Michaels: “Pickett under pressure there and it’s incomplete.”

I’ve got a whole thing with a clever sign for when I ask Derek Henry to the prom. My friend is going to film it.

Yay Derek Henry! He’s bullying the Steelers.

Will Levis makes great throw under intense pressure, Al Michaels doesn’t even notice.

Still in the first quarter. There have been 9 penalties already.

Watching this Steeler Titans game on Prime. Al Michaels sounds like he’s watching his neighbor pull their car into the garage. Dude’s just plain tuckered out.

Agreed. Hurst and Uzomah both made big plays and could be counted on. The current crop = drops and fumbles. Which is why they got Hudson on the roster. Smith shows promise but needs to develop. Drew Sample - on a one year deal that pays him one million. 23 tight ends in the league make an average of $5 million. He’s compensated fairly, a blocking tight end who’s ok. Pretty much any catches he makes are a bonus. We seriously need Irv Smith to develop and stay healthy.